Hey, Why Don’t You Pricks Like Me?
Hey fuckheads, the commies at Hard Drive stopped being complete dicks long enough to let me explain some things to…
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Nintendo Admits They Totally Spaced on Starting Breath of the Wild 2
REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo shocked and disappointed the gaming world earlier this week when it confirmed that developers had just…
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Disney Teases Upcoming “Gayest First Gay Character Yet”
BURBANK, Calif. — Following a wave of backlash and scrutiny focusing on their reaction to a controversial piece of Florida…
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Players Locked Out of ‘Gran Turismo 7’ Offered ‘Midnight Club II’ as Loaner
TOKYO — After a server update left players unable to access even the solo portions of Gran Turismo 7 for…
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Running Out of Wii U Titles, Nintendo Announces Switch Port of ‘Super Mario Odyssey’
REDMOND, Wash. — Having seemingly exhausted its supply of overlooked Wii U titles to bring to the Switch, Nintendo has…
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Struggling Item Shop Forced to Start Carrying Vape Shit
MAGMA VILLAGE — A struggling item shop just beyond the entrance to The Flame Lord’s fortress has reportedly seen sales…
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Nintendo Announces All Still-Functioning Wiis Will Self Destruct in 2023
REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo has caused controversy by announcing that any Nintendo Wii that is still in working order will…
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Gamer Desperately Tries to Catch Up on Three Days of News During Five Minute Break From Elden Ring
PONTIAC, Mich. — A local gamer was reportedly spotted frantically trying to catch up on the current events of the…
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Reviewer Who Tore Through 80 Hour Game in a Week Finds It a Bit Repetitive
SAN FRANCISCO — A video game journalist tasked with spending roughly 11 hours a day playing a game in order…
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Marvel Confirms They’re Working on Another Movie
BURBANK, Calif. — Marvel Studios confirmed months of rumors and online speculation today when they stated that they are in…
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