Mark Roebuck, Author at Hard Drive

June 20, 2022

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A filthy and penniless Mario Mario made a public plea for charity this morning, revealing that the…

June 17, 2022

GREEN BAY, Wis. — For the third time this week, Gus, your roommate that insists 2019’s virtual reality gladiator combat…

June 16, 2022

TOKYO — SEGA has announced more information about Sonic Frontiers, the new open world game starring the iconic Hedgehog, revealing…

June 14, 2022

Greetings, gamers! Long time Hard Drive readers know that once in a while we like to take a break from…

June 13, 2022

SALEM CENTER, N.Y. — A last minute substitute teaching gig at Professor Charles Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters has proved…

June 12, 2022

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A Dry Bones thought recently deceased awoke at his own funeral and completely blew everyone’s minds, weirded…

June 10, 2022

REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo is reportedly hoping to generate some positive news during Pride Month by announcing that, any day…

June 9, 2022

LOS ANGELES — A sequel to the popular arcade light gun game Police Trainer will launch with some modern inspirations,…

June 8, 2022

ORLANDO, Fla. — A local gamer has recently rolled credits on the pilot episode of Everybody Loves Raymond, fellow members…

June 5, 2022

WASHINGTON — An out of touch member of Congress has blamed America’s recent wave of gun violence on 1996’s first…