Rockstar Announces Grand Theft Auto 6 Will NOT Feature Mario
NEW YORK — Developers of the long awaited Grand Theft Auto VI have announced that the upcoming installment of the popular…
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Cops Pose in Picture With Violent Video Game They Got Off the Street
OAKLAND COUNTY, Mich. — Local police have gathered around a copy of a violent video game they removed from the…
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Game You Never Got Around to Trying Getting Full Blown Remake You’ll Never Get Around to Trying
DETROIT — A game that always sounded a little interesting but never quite enough to play has announced a full…
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Local Crackpot Insists 8K TVs Are a Thing
DICKSON, Tenn. — A local crackpot, just a world class asshole, this guy Lenny Vickerman, has again insisted that 8K…
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Local Father Playing Rocket League Just to Enjoy the Free Gas
AKRON, Ohio — A local father has fallen headfirst into a Rocket League binge, but it’s not the crossplay or…
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Ubisoft Debuts Innovative New Way to Frustrate Everybody
MONTREUIL, France — Ubisoft revealed a creative new way to make gamers feel disgusted by their actions today, reportedly decommissioning…
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Um, Actually Liberty City Has Some of the Strictest Gun Laws in the Country
Hey everybody, we don’t like to get serious around here, but after the latest tragedy in Liberty City, I’d just…
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Adorable Indie Game Has Shockingly Toxic Fandom
SEATTLE — Little Wooden Valley, an independent video game about a couple building a cabin on a lake, has seemingly…
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Nintendo Reveals Super Mario Kart Was Almost Called Mario’s Race War
KYOTO, Japan — An interview with legendary game developer Shigeru Miyamoto has revealed a shocking bit of trivia, that the…
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Sony Announces TV Adaptation of September 1998 OPM Demo Disc
SAN MATERO, Calif. — Following the announcements of upcoming series based on Twisted Metal, Gran Turismo, and God of War,…
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