Jeremy Kaplowitz, Author at Hard Drive

March 31, 2021

NEW YORK — Following accusations from several women, some supposedly famous guy you’re just learning about for the first time…

March 28, 2021

AUSTIN, Texas — Wiping tears from his eyes at a recent press conference, SpaceX CEO Elon Musk revealed that the…

March 26, 2021

VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — A local man’s iPhone disagrees with its owner that his Amazon Alexa is listening to him…

March 25, 2021

LAS VEGAS — Conspiracy theorist Andrew Hawkins has recently been taken aback by how much he has gotten right in…

March 20, 2021

MODESTO, Calif. — Local gamer Martin Long, 22, has reportedly joined the United States military after being inspired to save…

March 6, 2021

RENTON, Wash. — Former Cards Against Humanity writer Marc Weaver has reportedly frustrated his new coworkers at Magic: the Gathering…

February 23, 2021

WASHINGTON — Following the successful landing of the rover Perseverance onto the surface of Mars, NASA has launched a probe…

February 22, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Restaurant chain Olive Garden has teamed up with the Fast & Furious franchise to promote the importance…

February 13, 2021

TOKYO — Legendary filmmaker Hayao Miyazaki has been hospitalized as a result of his son Gorō Miyazaki announcing that his…

February 12, 2021

EDMONTON — BioWare has announced a compromise for Mass Effect fans upset about the removal of various butt shots in…