Snickering CD Projekt Red Executive Announces Cyberpunk Switch Port
WARSAW — Executives at CD Projekt Red couldn’t contain their giggling while announcing an upcoming Cyberpunk 2077 port coming to…
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Long-Lost Father Coming to Fortnite
CARY, N.C. — Epic Games has announced that the new DLC character coming to their hit battle royale video game…
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It’s Time to Admit That All TV Remotes Should Be Controllers
As our technology gets better and better, people become attached to the familiar. Old interfaces become the preferred, retro designs…
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Elon Musk Announces He’s Raising His Son Without Pronouns or Friends
SAN FRANCISCO — Tesla, Inc. CEO Elon Musk announced today that he will be raising his son X Æ A-Xii…
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CD Projekt Red Clarifies That Any Racist Content Found in Cyberpunk Is Probably Just a Glitch
WARSAW — CD Projekt Red has confirmed that anything racist that players may find in their game Cyberpunk 2077 is…
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Why My Shitty Dead-End Office Job Means No Video Game Developer Should Complain Ever
As video games become an even larger part of our culture, the conversation over overtime work, employee crunch, and unions…
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‘Hades’ Video Game Inexplicably Wins TIME’s 2020 Person of the Year
NEW YORK — TIME Magazine has shocked the world, announcing today that their 2020 Person of the Year is inexplicably…
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Cyberpunk 2077 Runs Great When Injected Into Your Brain With a Large Syringe, But This Is No Indicator for Console
WARSAW — Early reviews of CD Projekt Red’s Cyberpunk 2077 have made notes to specify that the game runs incredibly…
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Dead Filmmaker Discovers Purgatory Actually Not Boring and Confusing At All
PURGATORY — Recently deceased filmmaker Robert Howells was shocked to discover that purgatory, the period of waiting between life and…
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Studio Executives Encourage ‘Metal Gear Solid’ Director to Take No Inspiration From Games
LOS ANGELES — Sony Pictures executives have reportedly encouraged Metal Gear Solid director Jordan Vogt-Roberts to feel free to go…
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