Vampire Survivors Update Patch Notes May 15

Posted on May 15, 2024 by Michelle Pereira

UPDATED May 15

v1.10.105 – hotfixes May 15

Main game & Operation Guns - Tweaks & Fixes

Operation Guns

Increased frequency of Weapon Power-Up appearing as a level up option

Improvement for Hectic Highway pickups not always looping

Fixed Carlo Cart and Hectic Highway moving too quickly on high-refresh-rate monitors

Fixed a bug with the Firearm weapon not firing for long periods of time

Fix to Proton Beams infinite split causing screen flashes and crashes

Diver Mines fly in the direction faced by the player before falling down (really noticeable only with the weapon from level 3 onwards)

Atmo-Torpedoe and Prism Lass can be spammed a lot more than before with low cooldown

Increased damage of Wave Cannon's charged projectiles

"Zephyr" track fixed with the proper music

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Tweaked treasure chests in Neo Galuga
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Fixed Lance's bonuses glitchy display
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Fix for Ariana's hidden Cooldown bonus not working properly

Fix to hide floating Morphed Mortaccio head when entering a boss battle

Main Game

Fixed shared evolutions when using "Shared Passives" option in co-op

Fix for arcana re-roll button displaying even if there were not enough arcanas left

Fixed Laborratory doors being incorrectly ventable

Fixed stage completion scroll bar navigation bug

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Fixed word wrapping in stage selection
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Fix for level up being empty/going straight to limit break in cases where everything else that would be available is sealed

Fix for missing translations showing in some treasure chests

Patch 1.10: Laborratory April 29

The Curious One

New Content:

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7 new EXTRA achievements
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1 new challenge stage
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1 new bonus stage
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1 new character
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1 new weapon with its evolution
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1 new passive weapon
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1 new power-up, Seal III
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Since the early days of VS, people have been asking important questions like "Why is it called Santa Water?" and this patch is finally here to answer that; but what other dark mysteries will surface while looking for answers in the Laborratory?

Quick walkthrough to unlock all the new content:

Pick up a total of 33 Rosaries to unlock the Laborratory stage. If you've been playing for long you'll most likely already have enough; if so, enter and exit a run to get the unlock.

Use the levers in the larger rooms of the stage until you get the Santa Javelin and Arma Dio.

Evolve the Santa Javelin with a maxed out Clover

Use the levers at the bottom of the new stage to defeat a lot of enemies and unlock a bonus stage

Survive 20 minutes to unlock Santa Ladonna.

Seal/Banish 40 items in a run to unlock the Seal III power-up.

Full spoilers:

New stage: Laborratory
A challenge stage where everything is trying to kill you, including the narrow corridors. There are special levers you can pull to trigger mostly positive effects (depending on Luck) that could also spawn weapons and passives, depending on which room they're from.

New weapon: Santa Javelin & Seraphic Cry
Though starting weapon as it aims for random enemies, can critically hit and it turns the Duration stat into additional Amount for itself. Compatible with special arcanas (Gemini, Twilight Requiem, Tragic Princess). Requires a maxed out Clover to be evolved.
The evolution uses Luck to deal additional damage. Picking up Rosaries while it is equipped turns them into a quadruple screen clearing explosion that turns enemies into XP gems.

New passive: Arma Dio
Allows you to choose any base-game passive.
It actually counts as a weapon, so can also be chosen from a Candybox.

New character: Santa Ladonna
Starts with a temporary cooldown bonus and automatically triggers a Rosary when reaching critically low HP (recover hp to full to recharge the ability). Absolutely nothing else 👀

New stage: Carlo Cart
A silly little bonus stage where you cannot fully stop moving. It plays very differently compared to the average stage, so there are no extra unlocks tied to playing it, it's just for fun.

New power-up: Seal III
As the name suggests, it's a more convenient Seal power-up that allows you to seal 3 items per rank. This brings the total number of sealable items to 60!

General FAQs

►Cross-save beta

Cross save is now available on the beta branches on Steam, Android, and iOS too.

FAQ here: https://poncle.games/account-help

►Other projects

Online co-op for Vampire Survivors: the technical work is going well, still too early for more details!

EXPERIMENTS: going well, a lot of fun, I'm putting this here and planning to copy-paste this line for many future updates though, this stuff takes time!

[this was copy pasted from previous news as expected :p]

►Will you make more Adventures?

Yes! We had planned to make new Adventures more often, but then realised that while they work very well to isolate new DLC content, the base-game ones are missing something.

So we've been working on adding a new feature to the game (that will remain a little secret for now) after which we'll be back releasing new adventures.

The Tides of the Foscari one is an exception. Instead of just retelling the story of the DLC, we decided to do something different with it, but that requires yet another feature that still isn't in the base game. Hopefully we'll see it happen sometime during the summer!

It's worth noting that in the meantime nothing has stopped us from writing the deepest lore to accompany new future adventures, that, as we all know, together with environmental storytelling, is at the core of the VS experience /s

►Where are we on the Extra-content roadmap?

Right here obviously:

Operation Guns DLC

Our next Collab DLC releases in a few days, on May 9th, for $2.49 / €2.49 / £1.99 !

Read everything about it on the store page and here:

https://steamcommunity.com/games/1794680/announcements/detail/4104540932629701544

1.10.0 tweaks and fixes

You can now PET the dog by pressing both triggers on a controller.

When playing co-op, added the option to Share Passive among players for evolution purposes.

Stage Selection is now split into two steps for ease of navigation if you're playing with a controller

Updated pre-spawned arcana treasures so they get pulled in by VIII - Mad Groove.

Improved loader to provide more information about the current DLC loading progress.

Added missing retaliation damage to Pako Battiliar and its evo.

Fix for tips not showing in the Treasure Chest info panel of evolutions.

Fix for Bestiary mobile portrait info masking issue.

Pickups group in recap page now generates a new row when exceeding max width.

Fix for the game over red background overlay to use correct sizing after White Hand.

Fix for Sole Solution causing tile map issues during the fight with The Ender.

Fixed audio playback error in fight with The Ender.

Fix for "new content available in store" button showing up incorrectly.

Fixed character reveal so the characters are the correct scale.

Hyper mode toggle is now correctly shown.

Fix for text overlap/sizing in treasure chest info panel.

Updated pause menu map to match old-engine implementation.

Fixes for various weapons to hide them correctly when dying in co-op.

Fix for errors with random arcana selection being triggerable before the animation is complete.

Fixes for various stage collisions when playing in inverse mode.

Updated the player stats panel (pause menu) to handle displaying the Recovery value to 2 decimal places, so small increments are shown.

Fix for DLC ordering so that DLCs will now be loaded in a consistent order.

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Fixed cosmic egg in bestiary.
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Updated the Item Found page to check whether the item you are picking up allows duplicates, and if so displays the base level data.

Fixed an issue where if you manually changed the window size the current resolution would not display correctly inside the options page.

Fix for camera zoom issues when playing on displays less than the target 16:10 aspect ratio (both portrait and landscape).

Fixed selection arrows sometimes showing on mobile when they should not.

Fix to make drop downs hide when clicking anywhere outside of them.

Fixed an issue with allowing player 1 to reassign controllers when toggling in options.

Fix for Gatti chicken eating power and chance upgrades being reset on level up.

Fix for drowner's spawned via trisection events after 30 minutes being invulnerable.

Fix for disable moving background not being applied on stage start (only when toggled).

Fixed formatting / centering issues with secrets page on mobile.

Added a loader between menu and gameplay to show that the game is loading a stage.

Fix for Moongolow secret check in co-op.

Added scrolling to character selection progress panel.

Fix for hyper (and inverse) mode creeping to stages without hyper (or inverse) unlocked.

Added in missing scene fade transition between Moongolow and Holy Forbidden.

Fixed hellfire rotation on world bounce.

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Various portrait UI scaling fixes.
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Fix for error with coin spawn in Poe's Adventure Chapter 3.

Improved back button navigation on bestiary to be more accurate to JS.

Fix for cut off character found animation on mobile portrait.

[LEGACY OF THE MOONSPELL]

Evolving Four Seasons now only requires a maxed out Candelabrador

[TIDES OF THE FOSCARI]

Evolving the Flash Arrow now only requires a maxed out Bracer

Fixed a sprite error in Foscari Abyss' background.

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Fixed animation timing of World Eater.
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Fix for World Eater offsets.
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[EMERGENCY MEETING]

Fix Impostongue firing assassination when disabled.

Updated the body part pickups that Shapeshifter spawns to allow them to be attracted by the magnet.

Updated the font used for the Vent2Weapon when enemies are ejected.

Fix for reactor engine sprite not filling in the black bars in portrait leaving visible gaps for the flames.

Those are the patch notes on May 15 for Vampire Survivors.

Hi-Fi RUSH Update Patch Notes May 15

Posted on May 15, 2024 by Michelle Pereira

UPDATED May 15

Hi-Fi RUSH Update 9 Patch Notes May 15

We’ve released a patch today that takes care of some remaining issues. Check out the changes, and thank you again for your support of Hi-Fi RUSH. You're all rockstars!

Patch Notes

PlayStation 5 and PC

(Track 01) After reducing QA-1MIL to zero health, a collision issue would occur where players would fall out of the geometry. Chai will now properly fall to the ground, instead of into the abyss.

(Track 01) Fixed an issue during the latter half of the 2D area whereby the camera would not follow Chai when the elevating lift falls.

(Track 02) Corrected a defect whereby if you touched Rekka during her electric charge, your final Rank would not correlate with the Chorus score.

Some issues would occur when trying to use Macaron’s Gravity Well while Rhythm Parrying an enemy. Well, this is now fixed!

(Track 03) Cutscenes previously would not play correctly if a Health Tank was consumed during the fight with the HG-0G. Feel free to block a few more hits with your face because this bug is fixed!

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Fixed various text issues.
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All Platforms

(Track 01) We also QA’d some other issues during the QA-1MIL fight, particularly around transitions between phases.

Fixed even more text bugs! They just don’t stop!

Drink prices adjusted in Vandelay vending machines to reflect local currency conversion.

Hi-Fi RUSH Update 8 Patch Notes March 18

A Small Gig

While the big news is that Hi-Fi RUSH is hitting PlayStation 5 today, we’re also pushing a light patch to squash some minor bugs.

Patch Notes

Fixed an issue where the PlayStation 5 DualSense controller would continue to vibrate if Chai took damage while in the attack, “Staccato Launch.”

(Track 02) Chai will no longer fall out of the area if an overkilled enemy is hit by a partner attack. (Phew!)

(Rhythm Tower) Items that fully recover Life and Reverb gauge received from “I’m Feeling Lucky” now ACTUALLY recover fully, as intended.

Fixed miscellaneous text bugs. We thought we got them all, really. They just won’t stop.

Fixed Patch Notes for Update 7 to reinsert a joke patch note that was incorrectly removed, thus resolving the “joke” patch note for the previous update as well as providing a joke in this patch note by acknowledging that we put jokes in the patch notes!

Those are the patch notes up through May 15 for Hi-Fi RUSH.

About Time: Mayor of Silent Hill Buys Dehumidifier

Posted on May 15, 2024 by Naomi Krause

SILENT HILL, ME – Earlier this week, head of Silent Hill government Mira the dog made the announcement that the city has finally purchased a dehumidifier to deal with the area’s problematic fog.

The good girl held a press conference on Monday morning to elaborate.

“It’s a massive public safety issue, with approximately 60% of inbound traffic driving off the road and becoming stuck in purgatory,” said Mira to the one journalist who wasn’t sucked into the Otherworld on the drive in. “But it really is a beautiful town. Sad to say nobody can see that without being blocked by a wall of smoke and negative Yelp reviews. We try to clear up the latter, it’s about time we did the same to the former.”

With the city’s annual tax revenue of four dollars, the public works department was able to find a dehumidifier on Craigslist that only took 11 years off of the budget. The item was purchased from Sam Bartlett, former mayor of nearby Shepherd’s Glen who listed the equipment as ‘slightly used’ and said they just want to avoid being ‘buried alive’ in maintenance.

Residents, meanwhile, appear optimistic about the acquisition.

“Took ‘em long enough,” said local religious and homeowner association leader Dahlia Gillespie. “If I have to perform one more exsanguination where I can’t make out who’s in front of me, it’s gonna be hell to pay. We worship the Sun god for crying out loud, it’d be nice to see him once in a blue moon without having to eat a baby.”

“Let’s be honest, our tourism industry has taken a bit of a dip,” continued Mira. “Most of our visitors are despondent widowers, their demon children and aliens we don’t talk about. The few who make it in aren’t treated very well by locals, which is an attitude we need to work on. Rest assured, this is just the first step towards a brighter future for our beloved home.”

It remains to be seen how the project will pan out, but it’s a safe bet that the dehumidifier was probably actually dead the entire time.

Content Warning Update Patch Notes May 15

Posted on May 15, 2024 by Michelle Pereira

Patch notes for the latest Content Warning update and hotfixes.

UPDATED May 15

You can finally kick people when hosting! 🙏 May 15

Heey SpöökTubers! You can finally kick people when hosting a game in Content Warning now! 🙏

Thank you for your patience as we implement more hosting features 🫶

Hotfixes for the latest update! May 3

Hello eveyone! Thank you for playing the new update, as you may have noticed we've released some hot fixes to address some of the issues.

Patch Notes:

Fixes:

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🪲 Fixed issue with changing hats
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🪲 Fixed issue where items would appear as different items for different players

🪲 Fixed issue where if you bought the outdoor cinema you could no longer progress in the game

We also forgot to add these two things to the patch notes posted yesterday:

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🎉 Added the ability to sit!
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🎉 Added the ability to paste faces in the ASCII-customiser

Also if you missed it we made a Iill podcast-video: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/X_YBqiHvphk?feature=share

Content Warning List Of All Enemies

New update! New map, monsters, items, sponsorships and meta progression 👻 May 2

Hello everyone, here's the first big update to Content Warning! We've added a bunch of new stuff like a new map, monsters, items, meta progression etc. We've also fixed some of the bugs and put in more logging to see if we can fix the rest.

Patch notes:

Added:

🎉 Added a new map

🎉 Added 13 new monsters

🎉 Added new item, Rescue hook

🎉 Added a hat shop

🎉 Added unlockable sky island upgrades

🎉 Added sponsored video deals that can be picked after the first week

🎉 Added MetaCoins for purchasing island upgrades and hats

🎉 Added a new rare cursed item in the old world

🎉 Added a mirror in the house

Changes/improvements:

🛠️ Changed level selection to random

🛠️ General Monster Balancing

🛠️ Various audio improvements

🛠️ Slightly boosted player voice range

🛠️ Reworked modding matchmaking

🛠️Optimized video network performance to get faster extractions in some cases

Fixes:

🪲 Fixed VSync not working after using the dive bell.

🪲 Fixed some sound issues including the sound echoing too much

🪲 Fixed issue where players would fall through the map when sleeping on the ceiling

🪲 Fixed issue where the camera would sometimes not go into the video extraction machine

🪲 Fixed issue where the game would end when you surface with only the broken camera

🪲 Fixed issue where the boom mic would extend your body’s hit-box

🪲 Fixed issue where the shock stick would only work once on monsters or team-mates

🪲 Fixed issue where holding an item when going up or down with the diving bell would cause issues picking up other items

🪲 Fixed issue where holding an exploding bomb would delete the player holding it

🪲 Fixed issue when the last player alive left you would not return to the surface

🪲 Possible fix for the dive bell door bug

🪲 Possible fix for the audio popping issue

🪲 Possible fix for defibrillator speed bug

We’re still looking into the other bugs reported with the Extraction bug being one of our priorities, with this update we’ve added logs to see if we can figure out what goes wrong. If the Extraction Failure bug happens to you please send us your logs (Found in: Appdata/Local Low/LandfallGames/Content Warning/player.log and player-prev.log while the game is still running) to support@landfall.se so that we can have a look, your logs may be the key to fixing it.

If you’re having issues please check out our FAQ landfall.se/content-warning-faq for some common fixes.

Enjoy!

PS our friends over at HappyHead Games just released their new game Spanky! if you like physics multiplayer games you should check it out.

Content Warning List Of All Items

Those are the patch notes up through May 15 for Content Warning.

Report: Entire 2024 U.S. Presidential Election Effectively a High-Level ‘Worms: Armageddon’ Match

Posted on May 15, 2024 by Thomas Wilde

WASHINGTON DC – The 2024 US presidential election has become what one report, supported by publicly disclosed medical records, is calling effectively just a high-level Worms: Armageddon match.

The initial report came from a controversial “60 Minutes” interview with the parasite responsible for eating part of candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s brain in 2010.

“I’m not a ‘brainworm.’ I’m a Worm. Very common mistake,” said “Scuzzy,” in an exaggerated Brummie accent. “My mates and I found our ways in there, we did, after old Robbie dug up his N64 one rainy March morning. Didn’t eat nothing, but we were a bit naughty with some rockets. Explains a lot, don’t it?”

The interview led to widespread demand for other candidates to submit to voluntary testing, which many did in an attempt to acquire material for sick Twitter burns. Subsequently, a shocking number of politicians, including both President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump, tested positive.

“Obviously, this is new territory,” said secretary of health Xavier Becerra in a press conference on May 9. “We’ve discovered that what President Biden has long thought was his stutter was in fact the result of his Worms calling in supply drops and airstrikes. Many of his recent gaffes and physical mishaps can be seen as the natural consequence of his skull hosting a 4v4 tournament match. It’s all very distracting.”

While Worms are naturally considered a parasite, experts say they are considered largely benign. Sufferers report conditions of brain fog, difficulty with basic geometry, and a complete inability to aim the Ninja Rope.

When asked for his opinion on his Worms infestation at a Nevada rally on May 11, Trump only mentioned the superior quality of his Worms vs. those of opposing candidates.

“Worms! They call them worms, have you seen this?” Trump said, momentarily walking away from the podium and doing a physical imitation of a worm to rapturous applause. “It used to be that if you had a worm in your apple you got rid of the apple, right? Remember that? Well, Biden doesn’t just have a worm in his apple, he has one in his head. Wormy Biden has worms in his head, an open border, and if he wanted an apple it’d cost twice as much as it used to. Other than that I say he’s doing pretty good though, right?”

“I have worms too. I do. I do, your honor,” Trump added, pretending to be handcuffed. “But my worms helped me. I know all the best worms and they work for me. And people know that’s the kind of thinking this country needs.”

Legal scholars note that Worms are technically British citizens, as they were created by Team 17 in Wakefield, UK. In theory, this would disqualify all leading candidates from the presidency by dint of being influenced if not controlled by foreign nationals.

“What’re you going to do, though?” asked Pod Save America co-host Jon Favreau. “Vote for a third-party candidate with this much on the line? No, I’m sticking with Worms Biden.”

In response, Green Party presidential nominee Dr. Jill Stein released a statement that she had been extensively tested and was found to be entirely free of Worms. This caused a brief jump in her polling numbers that was quickly counteracted by the discovery that she had instead been colonized by Lemmings.

King Arthur: Legion IX Update Patch Notes May 15

Posted on May 15, 2024 by Michelle Pereira

UPDATED May 15

Hotfix for Legion IX – v1.0.0C | May 15

Updates to King Arthur: Legion IX have been released. The updates will be applied automatically when your Steam client (in on-line mode) is restarted.

v1.0.0c

Fixed Bugs

Fixed an issue with the Chinese localization

Fixed an issue that was causing a crash when sacrificing an undead on 'Bleak Shores'

Fixed the 'Durable Bond' mastery on the Flamen's 'Unholy Chain' skill that was resulting in one less round instead of one more.

Fixed a couple item names and descriptions

Removed some loot items (gems) that are irrelevant to Legion IX's economy system

Hotfix for Legion IX – v1.0.0b | May 10

Updates to King Arthur: Legion IX have been released. The updates will be applied automatically when your Steam client (in on-line mode) is restarted.

v1.0.0b

Fixed Bugs

Fixed a bug causing a never ending loop in certain fights on 'The Colony' mission.

Fixed a crash issue related to the 'Blacksmith' building in Nova Roma.

Fixed a crash issue related to connecting a controller while in-game.

Fixed an error in the French localization mixing up the characters ' and &

Those are the patch notes up through May 15 for King Arthur: Legion IX.

Wordle Today 1061 May 15 2024

Posted on May 15, 2024 by Michelle Pereira

Wordle can be an unforgiving puzzle sometimes, and you can often come so close to ending a long winning streak. So, for your convenience, here are some hints as well as the answer for the Wordle today May 15.

We present Wordle clues here in a variety of ways to gently help you along, but if you just want the answer straight, spoilers be damned, then scroll all the way down to the section titled Today’s Wordle Answer.

Already May 16 at your location? Try our Wordle answer page for that day instead!

Wordle Hint Today 1061 May 15, 2024

Here’s a hint with the meaning of today’s Wordle answer

A verb that means to grasp or compress something between the fingers or a tool, often causing discomfort or pain.

Wordle Hint Today Fifth Letter

The fifth letter for the Wordle answer today is:

“H”

Wordle Hint Today Fourth Letter

The fourth letter for the Wordle answer today is:

“C”

Wordle Hint Today Third Letter

The third letter for the Wordle answer today is:

“N”

Wordle Hint Today Second Letter

The second letter for the Wordle answer today is:

“I”

Wordle Hint Today First Letter

The first letter for the Wordle answer today is:

“P”

Today’s Wordle Answer

And finally, here is the Wordle answer today. While this is your last chance to turn back, don’t feel bad about having to look it up.

Sometimes you have just one last chance to solve the puzzle, but three different letters that could viably fit into that last remaining square. At other times the word is so obscure, you just would not have gotten it without having in-depth knowledge about some oddly specific subject.

That’s no reason to lose a streak you have kept going for 159 days straight! So here goes nothing:

3…

2…

1…

The Wordle answer today is “PINCH”

Previous Wordle Answers With Their Definitions

Wordle #1060 For May 14, 2024

“AMASS“

A verb that means to gather together or accumulate a large amount or number of something, often over a period of time. It is typically used to describe the process of collecting things such as wealth, resources, information, or other items.

Wordle #1059 For May 13, 2024

“CUMIN“

A spice in many cuisines around the world, particularly in Indian, Middle Eastern, and Mexican dishes. The seeds have a warm, earthy flavor with a slightly bitter undertone.

Wordle #1058 For May 12, 2024

“OUTER“

An adjective to describe something that is situated on the exterior or outside part of something else.

Wordle #1057 For May 11, 2024

“TIDAL“

Refers to the periodic rise and fall of sea levels caused by gravitational forces exerted by the moon and the sun on the Earth’s oceans.

Wordle #1056 For May 10, 2024

“MEDIA“

Various means of communication that reach or influence people widely. It encompasses different forms of mass communication, including newspapers, magazines, television, radio, the internet, and social platforms.

Wordle #1055 For May 9, 2024

“JERKY“

A type of dried meat that has been preserved through a process of dehydration. It is typically made from lean cuts of meat such as beef, pork, or turkey, which are sliced into thin strips and then dried to remove moisture.

Wordle #1054 For May 8, 2024

“PIOUS“

An adjective that describes someone who is deeply religious or devoutly observant of religious principles and practices. It typically conveys a sense of sincere reverence, devotion, and obedience to religious beliefs, rituals, and moral teachings.

Assetto Corsa Competizione Update Patch Notes May 15

Posted on May 15, 2024 by Michelle Pereira

UPDATED May 15

Minor update May 15

Minor hotfix on the Ford Mustang GT3

Hotfix 01/04/2024

Potential fix to a crash due to missing BoP data for two vehicles.

v1.10 Update OUT NOW April 1

🎢 The rollercoaster is open!

The Nürburgring 24hr Pack DLC is available to purchase!

Update 1.10

GENERAL:

Added Nürburgring Nordschleife as DLC content.

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Added Alpine Esports liveries for 2024.
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GAMEPLAY/UI:

Implemented joker lap logic for the Nordschleife for the AI.

Tweaked the scheduling of how AI cars leave the pitlane in Multiclass race weekend sessions.

AI race strategy now takes into account individual AI skill, potentially fixing issues with the AI missing - mandatory stops.

Improved AI blue flag rules in multiclass racing, especially with faster cars unlapping themselves.

Fixed an error with DLC dependencies in various Championship seasons.

Removed overpowered presentation entries from AI opponents in GT2 season.

PHYSICS:

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Improved damper simulation.
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Global tweaks to GT2 BOP.
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Tweaks to the Ferrari 488 Challenge Evo and Lamborghini Huracán Supertrofeo EVO2 to match their pace with GT2 class.

Follow Assetto Corsa Official Channels:

Website: https://assettocorsa.gg

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Assetto.Corsa

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/assettocorsa/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/AC_assettocorsa

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@assettocorsaofficial

Those are the patch notes through May 15 for Assetto Corsa Competizione.

Detective Stumped by Homicide Begins Trying Random Shit From Inventory

Posted on May 14, 2024 by Patrick OConnell

DETROIT (MI) — Investigators are reportedly trying random garbage in their inventory to solve the murder of Travis Purcell, 32, the apparent victim of a brutal decapitation, according to an official statement.

This morning, Detective Michael Clark of Detroit PD’s homicide unit spoke to reporters about the authorities’ rush to beat the clock.

“At this point in the investigation, we have no suspects or potential motives. The culprit was thorough in covering their tracks and left very little evidence. However, while we might say that we are stumped, Detroit’s finest are relentless in their efforts to bring Travis Purcell’s killer to justice,” he said. “We have already begun the standard procedure of combining random shit from our inventory until a solution presents itself.”

The detective then presented a rubber duck and a canopener from the victim’s apartment out of his pocket, held them together, said, “hmm no dice,” then put them back in. He then pulled out that same rubber duck with a chinese take-out menu, said, “I don’t think that’s what rubber ducks are for,” and put them both in his pocket.

“It’s unfortunate but a lot of cases go unresolved for years this way,” said former Commissioner Suzanne Macklin. “Investigators try to be as thorough as they can but getting into the mind of a psychopath is incredibly difficult. Often times detectives won’t think to combine used chewing gum and dental floss to create a make-shift fishing line then using that fishing line to retrieve a key from a nearby claw machine until years after the case turns cold.”

Towards the end of his press statement, in a moment of desperation, Detective Clark pulled out his state-issued firearm and said, “I don’t think shooting the rubber duck would do anything,” before putting his weapon away.

UPDATE: Just after the press conference, police discovered a silver locket in a dumpster several miles away. Official statement by investigators detailed that “it’s a silver locket,” “looks important,” and “I should probably hold onto this just in case.”

At press time investigators are leaving no stone unturned, no hypothesis untested, and no random piece of shit uncombined with that silver locket they just found in the dumpster.

Dead Island 2 Update Patch Notes May 14

Posted on May 14, 2024 by Michelle Pereira

UPDATED May 14

Steam Hotfix 1.1 May 14

We are rolling out the new hotfix for the Steam version of the game. Dive into the details below:

Fixed various connectivity issues that may address some players' problems connecting to EOS

The game will now no longer force close during boot if it detects EOS is not installed.

We’ve fixed an issue that some players were reporting in relation to being offline, where it was taking longer than it should to check entitlements.

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Various stability improvements.
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If you are facing technical issues, please contact our customer support (click here) and we will investigate.

See You in HELL-A

Steam Hotfix v1.0 April 25

Slayers,

This hotfix specifically addresses an issue that some users have had with outdated/updating Epic Online Services.

However, it will not directly address other EOS related issue some users are reporting. We’re still trying to resolve that issue and will keep everyone updated as we know more.

Verifying steam game files will cause EOS to update to the latest version. We would suggest users do this even if they are not currently facing any issues.

For those users who have experienced issues with an EOS connection error, please ensure you have internet connection and verify the steam game files - in some cases this will rectify the issue. We are looking into other possible causes for this; If this or other issues persist, please submit contact customer support (click here) and we will investigate.

If after the hotfix - and file verification - users still find that their version of EOS has not updated, they will need to exit EGL (if it is installed), manually uninstall EOS, and then verify again. This will install the correct version of EOS.

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Those are the patch notes up through May 14 for Dead Island 2.