The Callisto Protocol: Energy Converters & What They Do

There are a lot of items players can find in The Callisto Protocol through various areas of Black Iron Prison. They all have different kinds of uses in the game and can help in progressing the story. One of the items that players are getting confused with is the Energy Converters. Players are mainly concerned with what purpose these Energy Converters serve in the game. Here, we will discuss what these Energy Converters do in The Callisto Protocol and where to find more of them.

The Callisto Protocol- What Are Energy Converters and Where To Find Them

In simple words, energy converters are items you can sell to gain Callisto Credits. These Callisto Credits are the main currency in the game and it is used to create various weapons as well as upgrade them. As such, they are pivotal in your journey. But, these Callisto Credits are hard to come by. Looting dead bodies, lockers, and chests will often reward you with Callisto Credits, but the amount is very low. This is why Energy Converters are important, as they give a huge amount of Callisto Credits.

There are two types of Energy Converters in The Callisto Protocol: the normal Energy Converter and the Pristine Energy Converter.

The normal Energy Converter can be found in chests, dead bodies, and lockers mainly. Although, they are also sometimes on the dead bodies of enemies. Selling them will give you 100 Callisto Credits.

The Pristine Energy Converters are a little hard to come by as they are much rarer in the game. Sometimes, you might also find them with normal Energy Converters if you’re lucky. The tougher enemies might also have these Pristine Energy Converters so be sure to stomp their bodies whenever you take them down. Selling these at the Reforge will give you 200 Callisto Credits.

These Energy Converters are crucial in progressing through the early chapters of the game after you have unlocked the Reforge. You will need them to upgrade your weapons like the Stun Baton, Hand Cannon, or Skunk Gun. Stock up on these Energy Converters as much as you can and sell them whenever you find a Reforge. But, keep in mind, that your inventory space is limited so you’ll have to sacrifice some of the items already present.

DSM-5 Officially Classifies Not Skipping Podcast Ads as Early Sign of Psychosis

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders Fifth Edition, or DSM-5, has just acknowledged a new early sign for mental psychosis: not skipping the ads on podcasts. 

“Podcast ads are either a cold, sterile ad reading from a company or a needlessly long improv bit where the host tries to riff on the product, and either way they are demented,” said Mental Health Expert Dr. Heather Cromwell. “Anyone who doesn’t immediately whip out their phone and fumble through fifteen second skips to get past the onslaught of Stamps.com codes and Brooklinen sheets promos must be at risk for severe mental issues, and should have a psychiatric evaluation immediately.”

Podcast listener Michael Vanderbilt explained his harrowing experience after telling a doctor he listens to the podcast ads.

“I told my physician I love this podcast, and he asked me if I have trouble skipping the ads. When I replied that I just let the ads play, three nurses burst in to restrain me,” Vanderbilt said. “They tell me that something in my brain chemistry is off, if I don’t skip podcast ads then I may be messed up enough to cause harm to myself, or worse, others. I just think it’s kind of funny when a podcast has a host do a funny little voice hawking a Blue Apron subscription for way longer than they’re required to. I even like it when they give a lengthy personal testimony, making sure to shoehorn in the same specific details every time so you know they tried the product at least one time. Hey, where are you taking me? Let go of me!”

At press time, sources noted that many patients at a nearby insane asylum were able to make a website pleading for their release thanks to their influx of Squarespace promo codes.

Elon Musk Forced to Lay Off 50% of Monkey Workforce He Planned on Murdering

SAN FRANCISCO — Following financial worries, Elon Musk announced that his company Neuralink was forced to lay off 50% of its monkey employees that he was planning on murdering.

“It’s such a damn shame. When I laid off like 75% of the Twitter employees, I thought that was based because they were cringe leftists seized by the woke mind virus. But the monkeys… the monkeys were so epic. I was really looking forward to torturing them to death, so it’s definitely the saddest of my financial troubles,” Musk explained. “Their lives would have been lost to science, but also they would have been lost to fun. But now they just have to go back to the zoo or wherever they came from. It’s just so sad.”

“In my mind, we could have done anything with those monkeys. They could have gone to space,” he added. “And we could have tortured them up there too. A damn shame.”

According to those familiar with the situation, the laid off monkeys will obviously not be getting any sort of severance on account of them being monkeys.

“I think of everyone who worked at Neuralink — monkeys included — as more of a family than a company. Which is to say I see them as disposable morons who exist exclusively to do my bidding,” Musk explained. “That’s what family is, though. Whether it’s a monkey forced to have a computer chip inserted into its brain, or my father, I just want to kill it with my own hands.”

Employees at Neuralink were reportedly happy to see the monkeys go.

“At the end of the day, I’m just happy I didn’t lose my own job,” said Neuralink scientist Gary Richards. “Not to mention, I always felt really bad about those monkeys, so I’m kind of happy they were able to get to safety. Obviously, a job’s a job, so I wasn’t able to quit or anything. We all have to do what we can to survive and these Bay Area high-rise apartments don’t pay for themselves, so my hands were tied, as well as wrapped around my monkey-stabbing knives. If I’m being completely honest, I’m not even really sure what the experiments were for.”

At press time, Musk was reportedly looking into what other companies his followers think would be funny if he bought and immediately ran into the ground.

Hearthstone Death Knight: Example Decks, Unique Mechanics, & More

Hearthstone has its first new class since Demon Hunter was released with Ashes of Outland in 2020. With the new expansion March of the Lich King, Death Knights have entered the tavern and are wreaking havoc with blood magic, frost spells, and undead. Here’s what you need to know when making a deck and playing as a Death Knight in Hearthstone.

Hearthstone Death Knight: Building a Deck and the Rune System

First and foremost is the way Death Knight’s build their decks. Death Knights utilize Runes when building their decks. There are three types of Runes: Blood, Frost, and Unholy. Decks can use three of the Runes when they build a deck. There are cards that have three of a Rune, and some that don’t have any Runes at all.

You can mix cards from the three Runes together, with some restrictions. Take the card Patchwerk for instance. You can put Patchwerk in almost any Death Knight Hearthstone deck because he only costs one Blood Rune. However, if you want to then use the card Lord Marrowgar, you won’t be able to because Lord Marrowgar uses three Unholy runes and Patchwerk uses one Blood Rune. You can however put Tomb Guardians and Patchwerk in a deck since Tomb Guardian uses two Unholy Runes.

The trick with the Death Knight class is finding a deck that works while juggling the restrictive Rune system. It sounds complicated on paper, but in practice it’s a lot easier to navigate than it sounds. 

The Death Knight’s Hero Power: Ghoul Charge

The Death Knight has a new hero power that costs two mana called Ghoul Charge. Ghoul Charge summons a 1/1 Ghoul with charge meaning it can attack minions and heroes on the turn that it is summoned. If the Ghoul is alive at the end of the turn it will die. It’s a simple hero power that fuels the Death Knight’s main mechanic of Corpses. It is notable that the Ghoul is an undead type minion. Undead are a new Hearthstone minion type with their own synergies, and Death Knights can utilize undead synergies quite a bit so keep the Ghoul in mind when using these synergies. 

Hearthstone: The Death Knight’s Corpse Mechanic

Death Knight has unique mechanic in Hearthstone to utilize his minions' deaths: Corpses.

The Death Knight has a mechanic that is completely unique to them: Corpses. Corpses are generated when a friendly minion dies. There are, of course, cards that will generate Corpses on their own. But for the most part, think of Corpses as being generated from your minions being killed. Death Knights can spend these Corpses in a variety of ways using their cards. 

There are a couple things to keep in mind when it comes to Corpses. For one thing, there are versions on minions that are Raised. Raised minions do not generate any Corpses when they die. For example, the card Army of the Dead Raises up to five Corpses as 2/2 Risen Ghouls with Rush. This means that when these Risen Ghouls die, they don’t give you any more Corpses to keep your Corpse pile going. Once they die, they’re dead for good. 

Another thing to keep in mind about Corpses is that if a card says “Spend Up to five Corpses” it means that you’ll automatically use 5 Corpses if you have those Corpses to spend. Take Army of the Dead, again, as an example. If your board is already full of four minions and you have five Corpses, but don’t want to use all your Corpses because you don’t have enough room on board, too bad. You’ll use all five of your Corpses to summon three 2/2 Risen Ghouls and the remaining two are just gone along with your Corpses. Remember to manage your Corpses well so you don’t end up wasting them! 

Hearthstone Death Knight Deck Examples 

Death Knight Blood Rune Deck 

Blood decks specialize in longer control style games. They use lifesteal to stay alive and slowly burn out their opponent while controlling the battlefield. The deck below is great at keeping up on board. It doesn’t use Corpses very much, but it doesn’t need to. Control the battlefield and then finish off your opponent with a Sire Denathrius or see their health drop turn after turn with  Alexandros Mograine. 

Card Cost
# 2x Body Bagger 1
# 2x Heart Strike 1
# 2x Noxious Cadaver 1
# 1x Astalor Bloodsworn 2
# 2x Blood Tap 2
# 2x Hematurge 2
# 1x Vampiric Blood 2
# 1x Brann Bronzebeard 3
# 2x Chillfallen Baron 3
# 1x Prince Renathal 3
# 1x Soulbreaker 3
# 2x Treasure Guard 3
# 2x Venomous Scorpid 3
# 1x Blademaster Okani 4
# 1x Blademaster Samuro 4
# 2x Death Strike 4
# 2x School Teacher 4
# 2x Blood Boil 5
# 1x Overlord Runthak 5
# 1x Taelan Fordring 5
# 2x Gnome Muncher 6
# 1x Sylvanas, the Accused 6
# 1x Theotar, the Mad Duke 6
# 1x Alexandros Mograine 7
# 1x Patchwerk 7
# 2x Soulstealer 8
# 1x Sire Denathrius 10

Death Knight Frost Rune Deck 

This Frost Rune deck utilizes the Frost Rune’s already aggressive style cards to summon minions hit your opponent directly. Think of it like the old school aggressive Demon Hunter and Hunter style decks. Remember to aim for the opponent’s face. 

Card  Cost 
# 2x Horn of Winter 0
# 2x Body Bagger 1
# 2x Bone Breaker 1
# 2x Icy Touch 1
# 2x Skeletal Sidekick 1
# 2x Ymirjar Frostbreaker 1
# 1x Astalor Bloodsworn 2
# 2x Bone Flinger 2
# 2x Defrost 2
# 1x Frost Strike 2
# 2x Infected Peasant 2
# 2x Chillfallen Baron 3
# 2x Glacial Advance 3
# 1x Mankrik 3
# 2x Remorseless Winter 4
# 1x Thassarian 4
# 2x Marrow Manipulator 6

Death Knight Unholy Rune Deck 

An unholy rune deck for the Death Knight in Hearthstone.

The point of unholy decks is to summon a lot of minions to get payoffs for your Corpses. This deck takes that idea and instead of using Lord Marrowgar as the payoff card it uses Sire Denathrius instead. Try to draw your Denathrius as fast as possible and use the minions that keep dying to fuel him and win the game. There’s also The Scourge card which can also summon a board that will completely overwhelm your opponent. 

Card Cost
# 2x Arms Dealer 1
# 2x Body Bagger 1
# 1x Astalor Bloodsworn 2
# 2x Battlefield Necromancer 2
# 2x Defrost 2
# 2x Necrotic Mortician 2
# 2x Plague Strike 2
# 2x Chillfallen Baron 3
# 2x Nerubian Swarmguard 4
# 1x Remorseless Winter 4
# 2x School Teacher 4
# 1x Thassarian 4
# 2x Tomb Guardians 4
# 2x Possessifier 5
# 1x Sylvanas, the Accused 6
# 1x The Scourge 9
# 1x Sire Denathrius 10
# 2x Stitched Giant 10

Looking for more card collecting coverage? Check out our guides for Marvel Snap!

Yuji Naka Confident He Can Survive Repeat Insider Trading Arrests by Holding On to At Least One Dollar

TOKYO — Following back-to-back arrests for insider trading while employed at Square Enix, co-creator of Sonic the Hedgehog Yuji Naka expressed confidence that he would be able to survive the charges leveled against him as long as he continues to hold on to at least one dollar.

“Just like my creation Sonic, who can survive as long as he holds on to at least one ring, I’m confident that I will be safe from any permanent harm coming from these charges as long as I have at least one dollar in my possession,” explained Naka. “Getting hit by the feds for insider trading the first time around definitely knocked a lot of dollars out of me, but I managed to hold on to some, which helped me withstand the second hit. I’m hanging in there, just like Sonic would in my shoes. Except if he was in them, he would be running very fast, as he often tends to do.”

Friends close to Naka say they are glad he’s staying positive but worry that the parallels he draws between his own life and the Sonic the Hedgehog universe may eventually put him in peril.

“He definitely talks a lot about how he’s just like Sonic, which is really troubling to hear,” said Kensuke Watanabe, a childhood friend of Naka’s who has supported him through his recent financial-crime-related troubles. “Recently he’s been talking about how he’s ‘gotta go fast’ to the airport and fly somewhere far away, but I can’t tell if that’s him fleeing from other charges that are going to drop or if he’s just trying to ride a plane during this dramatic moment in his life because Sonic often rides planes often during the climaxes of his games. He’s used that justification before to take random flights to different places, so it’s kind of hard to know what’s going on in his head at the moment.”

Investigators say they will continue to pursue Naka if evidence of any further financial wrongdoing arises.

“This guy thinks he’s Sonic the Hedgehog, but down at the precinct our nickname for him is actually Eggman due to the huge nest egg of illegitimate cash he seems to have amassed for himself,” said Detective Keji Ito of the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department’s financial crimes unit while standing in front of an elaborate corkboard illustrating Naka’s history of insider trading. “It seems like he’s just going to keep bailing himself out no matter how many times we lock him up because he always has more cash to pull from. But eventually his luck is going to run out, and we’re going to crack that egg for all it’s worth.”

At press time, a distraught Naka had reportedly declared bankruptcy after tripping and falling on a bed of pointy spikes.

Overwatch 2: How to Unlock Sojourn, Kiriko, & Junker Queen

Overwatch 2 Season One introduced three new heroes to the roster: Kiriko, Junker Queen, and Sojourn. These heroes were unlocked just by playing Season One and leveling up the Season One Battle Pass; however, now that Season Two has launched, they are no longer unlocked that way.

Players of the first Overwatch still unlock Junker Queen & Sojourn upon logging in (until the end of Season 2), but Kiriko will now need to be unlocked. In addition, Sojourn & Junker Queen now need to be unlocked for new players. Here is how to unlock Season One Heroes in Season Two of Overwatch 2.

How to Unlock Season One Heroes in Season Two

There are two ways to unlock Kiriko, Junker Queen, and Sojourn can be unlocked in Season Two of Overwatch 2

Each Hero is available for purchase in the in-game shop. They will be available as a purchase on their own, along with “Starter Packs” that include the Heroes and some Skins or other cosmetics. If you don’t want to dish out the cash to unlock these Heroes, they can also be unlocked by completing their Hero Challenges. Each Hero has a set of 6-7 Challenges to complete to unlock them and their Challenge Sets can only be activated one at a time, meaning you can’t work toward unlocking all of them at the same time.

Overwatch 2: How to Unlock Kiriko in Season Two

How to unlock Kiriko after Season 1 in Overwatch 2.

Kiriko is unlocked by completing all 7 of her Challenges. Below is a list of all of Kiriko’s Hero challenges:

Kiriko Hero Challenges
Wins For Kiriko Win 35 games queued as All Roles or playing Support heroes in Quick Play, Competitive, or No Limits
Practice Kunai Crits Get 2 critical hits with Kunai in the Practice Range as Kiriko
Practice Healing Ofuda Heal 250 damage with Healing Ofuda in the Practice Range as Kiriko
Practice Protection Suzu Use Protection Suzu on 2 allied bots simultaneously in the Practice Range as Kiriko
Practice Swift Step Use Swift Step through a wall to an allied bot in the Practice Range as Kiriko
Practice Wall Climb Use your passive, Wall Climb, in the Practice Range as Kiriko
Practice Kitsune Rush Buff 2 allied bots simultaneously with kitsune Rush in the Practice Range as Kiriko

How to Unlock Junker Queen in Season Two (Overwatch 2)

How to unlock Junker Queen after Season 1 in Overwatch 2.

Junker Queen is unlocked by completing all 7 of her Challenges. Below is a list of all of Junker Queen’s Hero challenges:

Junker Queen Hero Challenges
Wins For Junker Queen Win 35 games queued as All Roles or playing Tank heroes in Quick Play, Competitive, or No Limits
Practice Scattergun Eliminate 3 bots with Scattergun in the Practice Range as Junker Queen
Practice Commanding Shout Buff 2 bots with a single use of Commanding Shout in the Practice Range as Junker Queen
Practice Jagged Blade Recall Jagged Blade while its still stuck in an enemy bot in the Practice Range as Junker Queen
Practice Carnage Use Carnage on an enemy bot pulled to you with jagged Blade in the Practice Range as Junker Queen
Practice Adrenaline Rush Heal yourself with Adrenaline Rush in the Practice Range as Junker Queen
Practice Rampage Damage 2 enemy bots with a single use of Rampage in the Practice Range as Junker Queen

Overwatch 2: How to Unlock Sojourn in Season Two

How to unlock Sojourn after Season 1 in Overwatch 2.

Sojourn is unlocked by completing all 6 of her Challenges. Below is a list of all of Sojourn’s Hero challenges:

Sojourn Hero Challenges
Wins For Sojourn Win 35 games queued as All Roles or playing Damage heroes in Quick Play, Competitive, or No Limits
Practice Railgun Primary Fire Eliminate 3 bots with Railgun’s Primary Fire in the Practice Range as Sojourn
Practice Railgun Secondary Fire Eliminate 2 bots with Railgun’s Secondary Fire in the Practice Range as Sojourn
Practice Power Slide Deal weapon damage during Power Slide in the Practice Range as Sojourn
Practice Disruptor Shot Damage 2 bots with a single use of Disruptor Shot in the Practice Range as Sojourn
Practice Overclock Eliminate 3 bots with Overclock in the Practice Range as Sojourn

Need for Speed Unbound: How to Change Driving Effects

Need for Speed Unbound takes a bit of a detour from the rest of the series when it comes to the visuals by utilizing Driving Effects. Although the vehicles still have the same high fidelity you would expect, a new splash of personality has been added with cel-shaded characters and the eye-catching Driving Effects.

Some are fans of the stylish visual and audio effects, but others do find it to be a bit much. Whether you’re looking for the perfect set to compliment your ride or prefer something minimalistic in comparison, you can find everything you need at a safehouse!

How to Choose Different Driving Effects

The option to change the effects is nestled within the Rides menu when you first enter a safehouse. From there you’ll want to navigate to Style and then Driving Effects. This leads you to two options: Tags and Samples.

Tags are set visual effects you can choose between. Individual aspects of the Tags can’t be changed or mixed & matched, meaning you’ll have to commit to one of the forty-four preset bundles. A good number of them are immediately available while more can be unlocked through challenges. Hovering over them will give you an idea of how they’ll look in action. The visual effects can be broken down into the following:

  • Back Tire/Body Particle Effects
  • Overhead Symbols
  • Smoke Plumes
  • Spinning Tire Lines/Symbols
  • Trailing Lines
  • Wings

How to add different sounds to your car in Need for Speed Unbound.

Samples are themed add-on sound effects. There are nine options here that range from what you’d expect out of a Fast & Furious film to the whacky such as an icy sound or a creature growling. Just like Tags, a lot of these are rewards for completing certain challenges.

How to Turn Driving Effects Off in Need for Speed Unbound

How to disable driving effects in Need for Speed Unbound.

Responses to these effects have been mixed ever since Need for Speed Unbound was first announced. It was seemingly divisive enough that the official Need for Speed Twitter account posted that they could be turned off. Unfortunately, there are only options to tone it down and turn off some of the effects on your vehicle, but not all.

Driving around with only a roaring engine is easy enough as the Samples menu does have the “None” option to drive without any add-on sound effects. Since the Tags menu doesn’t have the same luxury, your best bet for achieving more natural visuals is to go with the third tag simply called “Cloaked”. What makes it and the four color variation tags following it special is that they only show colored smoke, trailing lines, and the occasional small use particle effects around the body. The plain Cloaked tag manages to look the most realistic thanks to a grey-and-white color combination.

It’s unknown whether an option to turn them fully off for the player or other drivers will be added. For now, the above setup allows you to race with more natural effects without looking out of place with the competition.

Marvel’s Midnight Suns Magik Hangouts Guide: All Answers

Marvel’s Midnight Suns is as much a relationship simulator as it is a card-slinging tactics game. Building strong friendships with the residents of the Abbey is a great way to boost your strength, for example, by unlocking combo cards that do hundreds of damage. There’s no time crunch, but the most efficient way to get heroes like Magik to like you in Midnight Suns is by picking the right Hangouts spots and saying the right things.

Magik is the mutant that helps the team portal into enemy hideouts, but she’s also a powerful warrior in her own right. Her spatial manipulation lets her move enemies all over the map at will, which is handy when the ground’s on fire (more likely than you might think). She’s not very social, but that’s okay: Midnight Suns includes suitable activities for even the most boring personalities.

We’ll update this guide as we find more conversations to min-max.

Marvel’s Midnight Suns: All Hangout Conversation Answers for Magik

magik midnight suns weird candies

If Magik mentions that Hunter always knows when to say nothing, the best response is the bottom, “say nothing” for an easy +2.

If Magik is threatening you with weird candies, the right response is the middle, “I’m not afraid,” for another +2.

During a Haven use, the conversation options become twice as valuable. If she asks about your nationality, the best answer is the bottom, “No country claims me,” for +4 friend XP.

If she asks about your hobbies instead, the answer is on top, “I used to have one,” for +4.

Magik: All Hangout Activity Friendship Gains

magik hunter say nothing

Magik is quiet, and prefers quiet activities.

  • Painting: +7 friendship XP (loved the activity)
  • Reading by the fire: +7 friendship XP (loved the activity)
  • Meditation: +7 friendship XP (loved the activity)
  • Mushroom Foraging: +5 friendship XP (liked the activity)
  • Fishing: +5 friendship XP (liked the activity)
  • Birdwatching: +5 friendship XP (liked the activity)
  • Picnic: +5 friendship XP (liked the activity)

Want to increase your friendship with a more talkative hero? Check out our ongoing Iron Man best hangout spots & conversation answers guide!

Masked Figure Claiming to Be HasanAbi Begins Streaming on His Account

LOS ANGELES — Following a supposed 48-hour ban for watching copyrighted footage of Kanye West on Twitch, popular streamer Hasan Piker’s account activated again with footage of a masked man who claimed to be HasanAbi.

“Hey guys, it’s uh…. me, Hasannabee,” said the man, in an unsure low tone, seemingly green-screened over a screenshot of a room in Piker’s home. “And who do we have here? Oh that’s right, it’s the chat! Say hello, chat.” 

The masked man then pulled out a sock puppet meant to represent the audience of his show.

“Hello it’s me the chat, I’m the chat,” said the man in a voice that many described as an impression of Sesame Street character Elmo. “Screw you, chat, I hate you,” he then said to the sock puppet in his normal voice. “I’m Hasan and I hate you. That’s because I don’t love everybody. I think it’s cool to say certain people are bad like Hitler and Alex Jones and Ye, who is running for President in 2024 and probably going to win.”

Despite the man’s insistence that he was Hasan Piker, those watching the stream were not convinced.

“Kanye we know it’s you, bro. What are you doing?” said Twitch user HasanLuvrrrr02. Other messages, however, were more cryptic. “KANYE IS HASAN IS KANYE IS HASAN IS KANYE,” said several thousand other Twitch users repeatedly, for example.

The stream quickly became HasanAbi’s most viewed by far.

As of press time, representatives from Twitch refused to confirm who the masked man was or how he was able to use Piker’s stream. They did, however, say that if Piker were to play the VOD on his stream, he would face another DMCA takedown from Kanye West.

Hat Makes You Jump Good

THE VILLAGE — A local item shop is reportedly selling a hat that will make whoever’s wearing it jump really, really well, sources have confirmed. 

“You’ll jump and touch the fucking moon if you buy these boots, I swear to fucking god,” said the local shopkeeper, when asked about the new protective footwear that’s become the talk of the village. “You’re absolutely right it don’t make no sense, but do you want things that make sense or do you want boots that’ll let you jump across a goddamn river?” 

Despite the shopkeeper’s assurance, many townsfolk remained skeptical that a hat could make you jump that good. 

“Why would a hat make you jump higher?” asked a villager pounding a sign into his yard. “I sure don’t know. Then again, why does this town have a population of 5 but also the biggest graveyard you’ve ever seen? It doesn’t make any sense, and I don’t like to think about it. That’s why I just sit here and pound this sign into the yard all day. It don’t pay, but it’s honest work.” 

Many local adventurers, however, fully vouched for the item shop in question. 

“Sure it all sounds like bullshit,” said Canmore the Strong, a local hero in between conquests at the moment. “But all of his weapons, armor, and potions come with a full 30 day guarantee. You just don’t get that at too many of these places. Hell, you’re lucky to get a receipt at most item shops. But that’s just one of the many things that make this the best one in the land. Really can’t wait to get my hands on one of those new hats.” 

As of press time, the item shop had also put out on display some boots that enable the wearer to shoot flames out of their fingers.