Tag: gaming

The 20 Worst Games You Could Have Brought to This Desert Island That We’re Stranded on, You Moron

Tim Weighart • August 6, 2024

When you told me that you managed to salvage the twenty video games you had on hand before our marooning,…

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Best Armor in Game Looks Even Dumber Than Expected

Traye Holland • January 21, 2024

ALBUQUERQUE, NM - A local gamer recently found out that the best armor in the game looks even dumber than…

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11 Games to Play For People Who Just Need A Win Today

HG Punk • November 29, 2023

Maybe the big day didn’t go as planned. Maybe that bill was a hundred bucks more than was budgeted. Maybe…

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Game Night With The Boys Cancelled After Dan Forgets to Update His Fucking Game Again

Trevor Hazell • November 29, 2023

"He has all week to make sure his game’s updated, and then the SECOND we get on Discord, he drops…

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UltraWide Monitor User’s Eyes Complete Pilgrimage from Mini-Map to Item Hotbar

Alec Walker • November 25, 2023

Beth Dean, an ultra wide monitor owner, has reportedly survived the harrowing visual trek from her mini-map in the top…

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Broken Earthworm Jim Cartridge Miraculously Regenerates Into Two Games

Garry Kerls • November 21, 2023

Gaming is beautiful.

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Video Game With Four Emote Options Perfectly Matches Gamer’s Range of Emotions

Jon Ruggiero • November 8, 2023

WICHITA, Kan. — Local gamer Tad Frassley is happy that he has discovered a competitive online game that only has…

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Week-Old Game Already Completely Irrelevant

Kevin Podas • October 31, 2023

NEW YORK — After waiting nearly a year for it to finally come out, reports say that a week-old game…

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USB Desk Fan Perfectly Cools USB Port Used To Power It

Max Barth • October 2, 2023

NEW YORK — A USB-powered desk fan recently purchased by office worker Alejandro Peña is perfectly cooling the USB port…

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Here Are the Top 30 Noisiest Games To Drown Out the Cries of Your Newborn

Julien Perez • September 10, 2023

Everybody tells you how wonderful becoming a parent for the first time is, but what they conveniently leave out is…

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