Hat Makes You Jump Good
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THE VILLAGE — A local item shop is reportedly selling a hat that will make whoever’s wearing it jump really,…
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Tag: loot
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Corpse With No Items Was Still a Nice Person If You Got to Know Them
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SKYRIM — A body discovered by a wandering adventurer contained nothing of value that could be of use in any…
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D&D Players Spend 4 Hours Choosing How to Spend Reward for Puzzle They Solved in 10 Minutes
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AKRON, Ohio — A local Dungeons & Dragons group reportedly spent four hours this weekend choosing how to spend the…
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Guy Looting GameStop Makes Off With 300 Empty Cases
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BOSTON — An unidentified looter was seen breaking into a Gamestop early Friday morning and absconding with over 300 empty…
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Friends Tearfully Loot Gamer’s Corpse at Funeral to Pay Respects
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SAN FRANCISCO — Friends of deceased gamer Paul Wesley came together yesterday evening for an open-casket viewing at Adam’s Funeral…
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CIA Still Sorting Through Sick Loot Dropped After Bin Laden Raid
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WASHINGTON — The CIA broke their silence on the amount of baller loot that dropped from the infamous Abbottabad raid…
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