Walker MacDonald
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In 1951, some unspectacular guy in an unspectacular movie let out a shrill-ass yelp and generations of nerds decided to…
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Kevin Podas
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Many have attempted to edge in on the kart-racing genre that Mario and his friends defined, putting their beloved mascot…
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Camden Brazile
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Mysterious tragedy ensued today when famed kart racer Koopa Troopa woke up today after a hazy night…
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Joe Tilleli
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CELADON CITY — The starter Pikachu of 10-year old trainer Ash Ketchum inadvertently evolved into his next form of Raichu…
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Kevin Flynn
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NEW YORK — After acquiring a coveted invitation to the still-private AI-driven image generation software, Daily Bugle publisher J. Jonah…
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Kevin Flynn
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PASADENA, Calif. — After confirming that the coast was totally clear with no other competing creative visions to compete with…
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Mark Roebuck
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REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo shocked the gaming world today by announcing that they’re going to be sending guys out to…
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Max Barth
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SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Activision has released Tony Hawk’s Amateur Skater, a new skateboarding video game that allows players to…
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Matt McInerney
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BALTIMORE — Local gamer Gary Doyle reportedly paused his game to listen to his partner deliver important news, but he…
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Camden Brazile
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LOS ANGELES — Auteur director Christopher Nolan announced the latest addition to the star-studded cast of his 2023 film Oppenheimer…
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