August 2022 - Page 9 of 12

Enter the Gungeon Creators Reveal Evil, Gun-Ridden Wasteland Was Inspired By Texas

Camden Brazile • August 9, 2022

AUSTIN, Texas — Creators of Enter the Gungeon, the notoriously-difficult indie roguelike pitting players against five randomly-generated floors of peril,…

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REPORT: You Can Move That Box to Get Up There

Seth Finkelstein • August 9, 2022

WASHINGTON — A new report from the Occupational Health and Safety Administration released today states that you can actually move…

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Guy Still Keeping Wii Sports in His Car Just in Case He Needs to Save a Boring Party

Mark Roebuck • August 9, 2022

TOPEKA, Kan. — A local gamer reportedly still keeps a Nintendo Wii and a copy of Wii Sports in his…

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Forbes Announces “32-Under-32” to Account for CEO’s 31-Year-Old Daughter Who’s Really Good at Drawing

Jeremy Kaplowitz • August 9, 2022

NEW YORK — Forbes announced today that this year’s edition of 30-Under-30 will instead be called 32-Under-32 in order to…

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Vintage Xbox Magazine Rendered Unusable by 796 MB Update

Jacob Colliver • August 9, 2022

REDMOND, Wash. — Due to a miscalculation in the otherwise seamless rollout of Microsoft’s industry-leading backwards compatibility and cross-platform game…

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Worker on Hybrid Schedule Gets to Go to Bathroom on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Weekends

Doug Kolic • August 9, 2022

VANCOUVER — Local worker Joshua Stewart expressed profound relief after his company announced a new hybrid work schedule, allowing him…

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Sakurai Reveals ‘Melee’ Was Never Meant to Be Played Competitively or At All

Camden Brazile • August 9, 2022

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo designer and director Masahiro Sakurai revealed in an interview today that what many consider to be…

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Steam Deck Update Will Now Provide Notification That System Has Become Scalding Hot to the Touch

Mark Roebuck • August 8, 2022

BELLEVUE, Wash. — A recent software update to Valve’s handheld Steam Deck includes a notification that the gaming system has…

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Leaked Breath of the Wild 2 Footage Reveals That Our “Source” Was Just Fucking With Us

Mark Roebuck • August 8, 2022

PONTIAC, Mich. — A first look at some exclusive new footage from the highly anticipated The Legend of Zelda: Breath…

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Katamari Movie Casts Elon Musk as Giant Ball of Garbage

Mark Roebuck • August 8, 2022

LOS ANGELES — The latest film adaptation of a video game has cast one of its leading roles, as producers…

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