Jonah Nink
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CHICAGO — Local freelance graphic designer Amanda Norman was forced to sell all of her belongings and move back in…
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Hunter R. Thompson
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PARIS — Sources have confirmed that Jean Moreau, head of the security team working the Sanguine fashion show in Paris,…
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Collin Preciado
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ST. LOUIS — Bird watcher Daniel Allen and avid Pokémon GO player Jonathan Meyer could be seen silently pitying one…
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Camden Brazile
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JERUSALEM — Biblical icon King Solomon has offered to rectify a dispute between SONY and Marvel by offering to cut…
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Camden Brazile
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SAN FRANCISCO — Porn studio FilmFuck has produced a parody film taking inspiration from Ridley Scott’s horror classic Alien entitled…
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Gabe Porter
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BEIJING — A new Buddhist doctrine confirms that your earthly possessions and skills will now carry into your new life…
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Robin Brooks
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — Local anime fan Darren Jeffries strongly recommended the recent series Danjonmonsutā: I Love Crushing Dungeon Monsters to…
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Naomi Krause
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SAFFRON CITY, Kanto — Members of notorious crime syndicate Team Rocket were horrified to discover that a small child who…
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Kevin Flynn
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LOS ANGELES — Garnering a round of enthusiastic applause from the live audience at the Microsoft Theater, Geoff Keighley announced…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — An intricate puzzle in the new adventure game Eternities in Atlantis tasks players with pausing the game…
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