Guy Who Thinks Protesters Should Be Assaulted by Cops Gets Rebel Alliance Tattoo
CHICAGO — Local Krav Maga instructor Keith Moore was seen posing with his new Rebel Alliance tattoo at a police…
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Jonah Nink
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It’s Been Ten Years Since Dishonored Taught Me to Love Rats and Hate the Government
Ten years later, walking through the streets of Dishonored’s Dunwall feels like a deja-vu-ridden fever dream. Players enter the gothic…
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A Little Weird: Ratchet and Clank Just Bought a Normal Gun
VELDIN — Beloved intergalactic heroes Ratchet and Clank were seen leaving a local Gadgetron weapons store with a normal, non-whimsical…
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Looking Back on Roger Ebert’s Favorite Film ‘HALO 2 ALL CUTSCENES (4K 60FPS) GAMEMOVIE’
Nearly a decade after Roger Ebert’s death, the film critic’s legacy looms large over Hollywood. Ebert had a special way…
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Bookstore Forced to Sell Stupid Little Nerd Toys
CHICAGO — Wicker Park bookstore Norm’s Books was forced to dedicate a corner of its store to toys, collectibles and…
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Forgotten Adobe Subscription Ruins Year’s Worth of Financial Planning
CHICAGO — Local freelance graphic designer Amanda Norman was forced to sell all of her belongings and move back in…
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Defeated Merriam-Webster Editor Adds ‘Chungus’ to Dictionary
SPRINGFIELD, Mass. — Sullenly approving the final edits for publication before breaking out a package of Marlboro Reds for the…
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Spider-Man Fans are FURIOUS Over Bulgaria’s Involvement With the Central Powers During World War I
With many fans online calling it an outright betrayal, the Spider-Man community was up in arms earlier today after discovering…
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God Confirms Bible Takes Place in ‘Spy Kids’ Universe
LOS ANGELES — After years of speculation, God finally confirmed at a press conference today that the events of the…
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Opinion: I Love ‘Call of Duty’ But Am Very Glad That War Isn’t Real
I love a lot of games, but nothing is as close to my heart as the Call of Duty series.…
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