Amazon Admits No One Programmed Alexa to Do the Whisper Thing
SEATTLE — In a recent quarterly earnings video call with investors, Amazon confirmed that no one had taught Alexa how…
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Pokémon GO Player and Bird Watcher Silently Pity Each Other in Park
ST. LOUIS — Bird watcher Daniel Allen and avid Pokémon GO player Jonathan Meyer could be seen silently pitying one…
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The Green Knight Review: You Know What, I’m Actually Curious To Hear Your Thoughts First
The Green Knight, David Lowery’s new film under the A24 banner adapting the legendary Arthurian tale, is — you know…
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Conan O’Brien Delivers Tearful Goodbye to Family Before Running 15 Minute Errand
BRENTWOOD — After a morning spent baking at his Los Angeles home, comedian and talk show host Conan O’Brien broke…
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Aunt Beru Pretty Sure Anakin in Some Kind of Cult
TATOOINE — Upon meeting him for the first time, Beru Whitesun started to suspect that her fiancé Owen Lars' step…
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Vengeful Publicist Suggests Hot Ones
NEW YORK — After years of emotional abuse and humiliation from his client Timothée Chalamet, publicist Michael Stagg has reportedly…
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Man Receives Emails From Taco Bell
OLMSTED FALLS, Ohio — Local man Eric Anderle has reportedly received hundreds of promotional emails from Mexican-inspired fast food chain…
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J.J. Abrams-Directed Episode of Mandalorian Reveals Wait No His Name Actually Is Baby Yoda
SAN FRANCISCO — The J.J. Abrams helmed season finale of The Mandaorian has revealed that the name of the adorable…
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Boyfriend Knows Name of Actress From AT&T Commercial
ST. LOUIS — Local boyfriend Evan Rowe revealed to his girlfriend, Kate Loar, that he knows the name of the…
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The Avengers Furlough Hawkeye
ESOPUS, N.Y. — The Avengers announced today that they will be making furloughs in order to assist with the gradual…
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