Rob Steinberg
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DALLAS — Local child Sammy Dorner, 2, found himself having trouble understanding new episodes of Sesame Street without having seen…
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Walker MacDonald
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AUCKLAND, N.Z. — Film enthusiasts using Letterboxd were reportedly appalled this week after coming across one user’s review of The…
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Kyle Erf
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JERSEY CITY, N.J. — Local gamer Mike Plant, who once feared dying a virgin, now only fears death following a…
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Matt Shore
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NEW YORK — Local backstabbing sociopath Jared Finch reportedly feels represented when he sees Marvel Cinematic Universe character Loki on…
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BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Local gamer Shayna Wallis reportedly looted a 7-Eleven after placing a large bucket on the cashier’s head…
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Kevin Hufe
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SAN FRANCISCO — An update to Monster Hunter Rise has added a new mode that sees the protagonist have to…
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Mark Roebuck
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REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo announced today that they’ve abruptly changed their minds and will not in fact be adding long-awaited…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LINCOLN, Neb. — Local man Matt Brady has become suspicious of his girlfriend after discovering a category on her Netflix…
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Walker MacDonald
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DENVER — A local child is certain his recent underwhelming birthday party would have been a bigger success had filmmaker…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LOS ANGELES — Local controversial filmmaker Jarred Cervantes underwent a new and dangerous 6-hour surgery to be separated from his…
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