June 2020 - Page 2 of 7

Matt Kenny • June 25, 2020

METUCHEN, N.J. — After months of struggling to read her iPhone 7, local mother Deborah Freidhof finally adjusted the font…

Kevin Flynn • June 25, 2020

PORTLAND, Maine — Local man Ralph Pettersen was recently immersed in an exciting and ingenious alternate reality game which began…

JD Lowe • June 24, 2020

KYOTO, Japan — Shigeru Miyamoto announced today that in order to make sure he lives up to his highest standards,…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • June 24, 2020

MIDDLETON, Wisc. — A new update to Activision’s Call of Duty: Warzone requires users to give up 100gb of their…

Tyler Simpson • June 23, 2020

MIDLOTHIAN, Texas — Twitter user Sarah Criss recently pinned the greatest accomplishment she’ll ever achieve, an observational joke about American’s…

Dan Kozuh • June 23, 2020

SHANGHAI — One scene in the well-received Chinese film Guardians of the North is being called out for pandering to…

Peter Kemme • June 22, 2020

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Collin Preciado • June 22, 2020

ESOPUS, N.Y. — The Avengers announced today that they will be making furloughs in order to assist with the gradual…

Jon Ruggiero • June 22, 2020

HILLSBOROUGH, Calif. — Pop singer Grimes and Elon Musk recently announced that their son X Æ A-XII’s unusual name was…

David Sitrick • June 22, 2020

NEW DONK CITY — Beloved local hero Luigi was blinded in his left eye at a protest against police brutality…