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Jay Miller • April 9, 2020

Written by Jay Miller Narrated by Mark Roebuck Edited by Peter Kemme

Jeremy Kaplowitz • April 9, 2020

BURLINGTON, Vt. — Senator Bernie Sanders has reportedly received a mysterious white letter with a red seal less than a…

CJ Hernandez • April 8, 2020

Bernie Sanders officially ended his bid for the White House today, ceding the Democratic nomination to former Vice President Joe…

Just Lunning • April 8, 2020

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Continuing the trend of deceitful users of the Mushroom Kingdom’s dominant dating app, Mushd, a love-seeking Goomba…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • April 5, 2020

NEW YORK — Local apartment resident Milo, a 4-year old house cat, reportedly has no DIY recipes to offer his…

Jon Ruggiero • April 3, 2020

PARMA, Ohio — Local Animal Crossing: New Horizons player, Theresa Marks, reportedly plans to bury her government check for $1,200…

Giovanni Colantonio • April 2, 2020

TOLEDO, Ohio — A pair of Nintendo Switch owners have entered day seven of a stand-off over who will be…

Joe Tilleli • April 2, 2020

PARIS — Panic broke out within the Louvre earlier this week when a tourist attempted to launch himself over the…

Jon Ruggiero • April 1, 2020

YOUBERG ISLAND — Local museum curator Blathers recently acquired a new set of bones for the island, the skeleton of…

Peter Casciato • April 1, 2020

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — In an attempt to save himself from certain death by walking directly off a platform, a local…