MultiVersus Feels More Like a Brand Twitter Account Than a Video Game
In October 2017, Goku, the main character of Dragon Ball, achieved a form called Ultra Instinct. The ability allowed him…
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Ranked: Video Game Customization By How Easily I Can Make a Penis-Shaped Thing in It
With so many games available, It can be difficult to determine which are worth playing. Luckily there’s a hard and…
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Female Alien With Gills, Tentacles, and Four Eyes Also Has Tremendous and Symmetrical Boobs
CONWAY, S.C. — Hugo award winning writer Bill Fender has dropped the first teaser of his next novel, Space Controller,…
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Friend Promises Game Is Fantastic If You Can Get Past Gameplay
AUSTIN, Texas — Sources have confirmed that your friend Sadie Green has beaten the new indie game DustPunch, which she…
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Local Grandfather Sold as NFT
DOMINO CITY, Japan — Local grandfather and game shop owner Solomon Muto has reportedly been sold as an NFT after…
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Sony Schedules PS5 Drop for Precise Moment Local Man Looks Away From Screen
POUGHKEEPSIE, N.Y. — Aspiring PS5 owner John Blatzby has reportedly found some consistency in Sony’s seemingly random PS5 drops, claiming…
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No, No, Game Developer Actually Loves Watching Speedrunner Exploit Hundreds of Bugs He Missed
SAN FRANCISCO — Despite the sweat dripping from his forehead while watching his video game be absolutely decimated live on…
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Groundbreaking RPG Gives Player Moral Conundrum With Dozens of Ways to Say ‘Yes’
EDMONTON, Alberta — Developer Bioware has announced that their latest Mass Effect game will be the deepest dive into moral…
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Report: Power Rangers Receive 0 Hours of Training Before Being Given Lethal Megazord
ANGEL GROVE, Calif. — Despite receiving absolutely no training of any kind, the adolescent vigilante group “Power Rangers” were reportedly…
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World 1-1 Koopa Claims to be World 3-6 Para-Koopa On Dating App
MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Continuing the trend of deceitful users of the Mushroom Kingdom’s dominant dating app, Mushd, a love-seeking Goomba…
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