Everything We Know So Far About What Happens After You Die
One of the great mysteries of life is what happens after it ends. Many of the world’s greatest philosophers and…
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Peter Casciato
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Pokémon Card Collection Your Bully Stole Now Estimated to Be Worth Millions
YOUR HOMETOWN — A letter from your high school bully has informed you that apparently the binder full of Pokémon…
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Hiker Accidentally Triggers Boss Fight
IDLEWILD, Calif. — Outdoor enthusiast Jacob Sussman found himself in a world of hurt after accidentally triggering a boss battle…
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Gamer Accidentally Calls Kratos Dad
NEW YORK — Local gamer Jacob Schwartz has become the object of shame and ridicule after referring to Kratos, the…
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Vulpix Evolved to Gastly After Using Wrong Stone
PALLET TOWN — Local Pokémon trainer CJ Baker has shaken the Pokémon world by using a regular-type stone to evolve…
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“Magic: The Gathering Is Like Crack” Says Man Who Has Never Been Addicted to Crack
LOS ANGELES — Local Magic: The Gathering player Doug Mullins has compared his enjoyment of buying and opening packs of…
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Gamer Doubles Back While Exploring Dungeon to Make Sure He’s on the Wrong Path
BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Local gamer Dominick Parra doubled back through a video game dungeon to make sure he wasn’t accidentally…
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Uncle Slapping Nephew on Back Accidentally Assassinates Him
PEEKSKILL, N.Y. — A family reunion turned tragic this afternoon after local truck driver and uncle Chris Meech accidently assassinated…
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Guy Who Brought Switch to Rooftop Party Disappointed Everybody Just Doing Coke Off It
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Gamer Brian Kology was disappointed after his attempt at livening up a rooftop party by bringing his…
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Grandma Playing Super Mario 64 Can’t Get Past Part Where You Endlessly Pull Mario’s Cute Little Cheeks
PEEKSKILL, N.Y. — Local grandma Meredith Blum has been stuck for two days on the opening screen of Super Mario…
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