Chandler Dean
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Welp, Thor: Love and Thunder is the latest installment of the Marvel Cinematic Universe to be thoroughly, whelmingly, mid. But…
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Walker MacDonald
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Thor: Love & Thunder, the latest MCU offering, is rife with the trappings we expect from both Marvel and Taika…
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MOS DOBA — Retired moisture farmer Deng Illen reportedly found another lightsaber caught in the sand while spending his twilight…
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LOS ANGELES — Disney announced that a new streaming series set in the Star Wars universe will follow Senator Jar…
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Camden Brazile
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LOS ANGELES — The new Pixar film ‘Lightyear’ recently came under fire when the Chinese cut of the film edited…
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Kevin Podas
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TATOOINE — Following his recent first place victory, Anakin Skywalker’s podracing records were called into question when it appeared that…
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Camden Brazile
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LOS ANGELES — The Marvel Cinematic Universe has just announced its latest auteur director in the wake of Sam Raimi’s…
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Camden Brazile
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ANAHEIM, Calif. — Disneyland, the reportedly happiest place on Earth, unveiled a new park attraction this week in the wake…
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Bill Hawken
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EMERYVILLE, Calif. — After Pixar’s bold move to produce a full-fledged origin story for action figure Buzz Lightyear paid off,…
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NEW YORK — Local guy Michael Knight reportedly feels compelled to defend the new Obi-Wan Kenobi streaming series despite not…
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