Kevin Flynn
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ARLINGTON, Va. — Local high school social studies teacher Arlene Roberts reportedly told a dancing couple to leave room for…
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Camden Brazile
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LOS ANGELES — Marvel Studios reported Monday that they had accidentally developed an artificial intelligence they believed was eventually capable…
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Will Carnevale
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TELETUBBYLAND — An idyllic Monday took a sharp turn for Tinky Winky today when he was surprised with an advertisement…
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Naomi Krause
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NEO YORK — A new drug in the sci-fi world of 2087 is riddled with a terrifying futuristic drug that’s…
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Kevin Flynn
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LOS ANGELES — President of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige was aghast recently when he learned that there were some fans…
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Camden Brazile
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NEW YORK — Daily Bugle Editor-in-Chief J. Jonah Jameson shocked staff today when, after a recent sexual awakening following an…
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Kevin Flynn
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COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. — Local father Dean Atkinson accidentally clicked a phishing link emailed to him that claimed it was…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — Local manga Issa Baker prefers to read the kind of manga that has subtitles in English, rather…
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Camden Brazile
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LOS ANGELES — The latest, hottest show on television, Icarus, released its first season on Netflix last Friday, and immediately…
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Camden Brazile
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NEW YORK — The New York Police Department received a signed confession from the notorious ‘Parking Lot Butcher,’ a serial…
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