Collin Preciado
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TATOOINE — Upon meeting him for the first time, Beru Whitesun started to suspect that her fiancé Owen Lars' step…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — Cable television network HBO funded a new cult called The People’s Messiah in order to film a…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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TOKYO — A new Japanese anime show titled Whip It: The Dominatrix Tale has ended it’s first season and will…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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CANNES, France — A source from within the inner circle at the Festival de Cannes has revealed that the reviewers…
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Seth Finkelstein
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IRVINE, Calif. — Local customer Michael Reeves has reportedly taken a break from shopping for printer ink after noticing the…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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TULSA, Okla. — Local moviegoer Nick Hancock decided, as he sat in his seat to watch the new Nicolas Cage…
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Gabe Porter
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LOS ANGELES — Local man Herman Gunther reportedly realized that his supposedly funny friend Matt has been stealing all of…
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Jonah Nink
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SPRINGFIELD, Mass. — Sullenly approving the final edits for publication before breaking out a package of Marlboro Reds for the…
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Camden Brazile
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CEDAR CITY, Utah — Werewolf hunter Mattias Grimm has been under fire recently for a series of botched werewolf hunts…
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Andy Holt
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LOS ANGELES — A new trailer promises Jackass Forever will depict Steve-O doing “all kinds of sick shit” to further…
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