Mark Roebuck
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CRYSTAL LAKE — A number of concerned locals have reportedly witnessed famed local murderer Jason Voorhees filling out the appropriate…
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Andy Holt
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MADISON, Wisc. — Popular fantasy novelist Hannah Crimp faced controversy this week after writing down the plot details of an…
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Mark Roebuck
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NEW YORK — A nude man causing a commotion at a recent New York Comic Con repeatedly assured witnesses and…
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BERKELEY, Calif. — A group of archeologists have made a fascinating discovery that appears to indicate the Key & Peele…
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Andy Holt
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LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix was forced to confirm that roughly 90% of the menu tiles in their app have…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LOS ANGELES — Streaming giant Netflix has announced they are filming a 12-episode documentary series called Dismissed following the struggles…
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Jon Ruggiero
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PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. — Local man Carson Greevers, who has been stuck in a time loop for an indiscernible amount of…
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Owen Crowlie
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Death Notes, mysterious notebooks which grant its user the supernatural ability to kill anyone whose name is written in their…
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Camden Brazile
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GOTHAM — Masked supervillain The Riddler was seen in a Gotham City Starbucks this morning with a laptop, allegedly writing…
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Camden Brazile
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MOBERLY, Mo. — Self-proclaimed “Simpsons Superfan” Walter Groznic took to internet forums with an explosive tirade, finally narrowing down which…
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