Camden Brazile
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LOS ANGELES — The new Pixar film ‘Lightyear’ recently came under fire when the Chinese cut of the film edited…
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Kevin Podas
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TATOOINE — Following his recent first place victory, Anakin Skywalker’s podracing records were called into question when it appeared that…
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Jus Kaplan
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It’s still June, which means you are socially obligated to give LGBTQ+ folks and weebs a goddamn break and let…
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Sean Fallon
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LOS ANGELES — Fans of the long-running period drama The Duke’s Mansion were shocked this week when Countess Allegra Maria…
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Camden Brazile
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LOS ANGELES — The Marvel Cinematic Universe has just announced its latest auteur director in the wake of Sam Raimi’s…
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Mark Roebuck
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SALEM CENTER, N.Y. — A last minute substitute teaching gig at Professor Charles Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters has proved…
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Naomi Krause
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CHICAGO — A huge liar has recently commented on a parody internet trailer that they would watch the fictional film…
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Camden Brazile
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ANAHEIM, Calif. — Disneyland, the reportedly happiest place on Earth, unveiled a new park attraction this week in the wake…
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Mark Roebuck
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ORLANDO, Fla. — A local gamer has recently rolled credits on the pilot episode of Everybody Loves Raymond, fellow members…
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Camden Brazile
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LOS ANGELES — The Chief Executive Officer for streaming service Paramount+ Brian Robbins issued a desperate plea for more subscribers…
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