Creators Confirm Phineas & Ferb Could Have Cured HIV Whenever
NEW YORK — During a Q&A panel at the Paley Center for Media, the creative team behind the Disney Channel…
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BREAKING: Flamethrower Guy Has Thing on His Back You Can Shoot
JUST OUTSIDE THE CAPITOL — Reconnaissance from the makeshift battlefield has confirmed that the guy with the huge flamethrower just…
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First Edition Card Has Seen Some Shit
SAN FRANCISCO — A rare, first edition printing of the Magic: the Gathering card Time Walk recently posted on eBay…
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BREAKING: Shadow The Hedgehog Has Died During Childbirth
CENTRAL CITY — Tragedy struck earlier this morning as motorcycle enthusiast and self-proclaimed ultimate life form Shadow the Hedgehog passed…
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Matt Mercer Spends 45 Minutes Describing Sandwich Smell to Waiter
LOS ANGELES — Legendary Dungeon Master and part-time Wyrmwood spokesman Matt Mercer made a splash at a local restaurant this…
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Woman Who Got Into Chess After The Queen’s Gambit Anxious About Starting Breaking Bad
SEATTLE — A woman who seems inclined to take up the activities portrayed in the programs she watches has announced…
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Quality-of-Life Update Uninstalls Game
AUSTIN, Texas — Finally delivering on an anticipated feature that had been promised to fans for years, Bethesda released a…
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Nintendo Sues Guy for $25 He Made Selling N64 on eBay
BURLINGTON, Vt. — Nintendo has declared its latest lawsuit and will be suing a guy in Vermont that made $25…
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Team Rocket Mortified as Teleporter Pad Fuses Child With Butterfree
SAFFRON CITY, Kanto — Members of notorious crime syndicate Team Rocket were horrified to discover that a small child who…
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Opinion: Their Life Points are Low, There’s No Way They’re Coming Back!
Ha-ha! Tremble in fear at my formidable Duel Monsters skills, onlookers! It is I, Literally Any Fucking ‘Yu-Gi-Oh!’ Rival Character…
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