Indie Band Named After NES Game Also Plays Like Shit
BLACK EARTH, Wisc. — Local garage band The Cheetahmen has come under fire due to the fact that, much like…
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Fighting Game Character With a Fucking Gun Considered Low Tier
AKRON, Ohio — Due to a recent Injustice 2 patch, famed Batman foil the Joker, who’s ranged attack pulls out…
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Real Life Fortnite: This Guy Built A Shitty House and Died In It
Think you’re Fortnite’s biggest fan? Think again. Epic Games superfan Andrew Rausch was so dedicated to the game, that he…
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Blizzard Launches Restaurant With Shitty Servers
IRVINE, Calif. — Early reports coming from Blizzard Entertainment's newest venture, a newly opened downtown cafe, are indicating that the…
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J.J. Abrams Caught Sneaking Cloverfield Stickers Onto Black Panther Posters
MADISON, Wisc. — Producer and director J.J. Abrams was arrested this past weekend for vandalizing a local theater’s Black Panther…
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DayZ Now Accurate Simulation of World Where 99.9% of Population Has Died Off
PRAGUE, Czech Republic — DayZ, the post-apocalyptic zombie survival game, has reached new levels of authenticity as of late, with…
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