FDA Warns Stephen Colbert Has Been Watered Down to Unsafe Levels
SILVER SPRING, Md. — The Food and Drug Administration has concluded a study on the dilution levels of television host…
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Jeopardy! Producers Insist Ridley Too Big to Host Show
LOS ANGELES — With their controversial search for a host to replace the iconic Alex Trebek still in progress, Jeopardy!…
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HBO Releases First Screenshot of ‘Last of Us’ Cast Moving a Ladder
NEW YORK — HBO sent fans into a frenzy earlier today when they released the first promotional shot of the…
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Nintendo Promises Next Month’s SNES Online Additions Will Be Most Insulting Yet
REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo closed its Direct today by revealing that the next set of SNES games becoming available on…
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38-Year-Old Man Wishes There Weren’t So Many Damn Children at Disneyland
ANAHEIM, Calif. — A man born in 1983 was reportedly overheard bemoaning the abundance of children in attendance during his…
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Gamer Empties 2 Liter of Mountain Dew Into Brita Filter
ROCKVILLE CENTRE, N.Y. — An increasingly health conscious gamer recently began taking a new precaution to ensure his soda would…
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Guy Spends First Day at Job Running Around Studying Boss’s Patterns
CHICAGO — Local accountant Frank Tate's first day at his new job was spent mostly running around the office and…
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Here’s Why Morpheus Isn’t in the New Jackass Movie
As the fall movie season kicks off and trailers are watched and obsessed over, one big question keeps circulating: why…
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Racist Without PS5 Announces Boycott of ‘God of War: Ragnarok’
LOS ANGELES — A bigoted man who does not own a PlayStation 5 has announced there’s no way he’ll play…
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Guy Performing Oil Change on Transformer Worried It’s Some Kind of Sex Thing
DETROIT — An employee at a local Muffler Man performing what he initially assumed was routine maintenance on a Transformer…
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