Retired Sub Zero Lands Job as Mortal Kombat Announcer
OUTWORLD — After a string of concussions forced him to retire suddenly from competition, Mortal Kombat favorite Sub-Zero has been…
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EA Employees Stage Walkout Just to Get Away From Desks for a Minute
REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — A group of EA employees has staged a walkout this afternoon, citing no further demands than…
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Q-Anon Believer Swears JFK Jr. Coming to Smash Bros Tonight
DALLAS — A staunch believer in the ongoing Q conspiracy has spent the day swearing to his friends that John…
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Seeking Profit, Peacock Begins to Charge Users $4,500 a Month
NEW YORK — Shortly after disclosing a disappointing quarterly loss of $520 million, executives at NBC Universal revealed a daring…
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Considerate RPG Doesn’t Tell You How Long You’ve Been Playing
OSLO, Norway — A recently released RPG video game is garnering rave reviews for omitting what most games in the…
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Sakurai Reveals Next Project: Hand-Written Thank You Letters to Everyone That’s Tweeted Nice Things at Him the Last Few Years
KYOTO, Japan — Game designer Masahiro Sakurai has revealed what his next project will be following his work on the…
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Excuse Me, My Son Purchased Some of Your Bathwater and Never Received It
Excuse me, I don’t usually do this kind of thing, and while I certainly hate to complain, my little son…
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Gaming Session Meant to Blow Off Steam Just Makes Everything Worse
SAN DIEGO — Local gamer Trevor Ingram’s plan to just, like, chill out for a little while and play some…
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Insufferable No Man’s Sky Fan Liked It Better When It Sucked
OKLAHOMA CITY — A smug fan of space exploration simulator No Man’s Sky reportedly preferred the initial version of the…
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Nintendo Announces They’ve Changed Their Mind About the N64 Stuff
REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo announced today that they’ve abruptly changed their minds and will not in fact be adding long-awaited…
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