NASA Tells Fans to Watch This Space
WASHINGTON — Top scientists at the National Aeronautics and Space Administration released a statement to fans today, urging them to…
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Disney Announces Fuck It, They’re Just Gonna Make ‘A New Hope’ a Third Time
LOS ANGELES — Following low viewership for its series The Book of Boba Fett, Disney announced today that they’re just…
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Pokémon Legends: Arceus Is Exactly the Game Fans Begged For in Like 2011
The internet has blown up with praise for Pokémon Legends: Arceus, Game Freak’s newest edition to the long-running Pokémon series,…
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New Pokémon Game Just Gonna Assume You Need an Hour or So of Text to Learn What a Pokémon Is
TOKYO — Newly released Pokémon game Pokémon Legends: Arceus figures you need a good hour or two of soundless text…
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Random! This Video Game Company Happens to Be Completely Restructuring Right After Employees Started Unionizing
OK so this is so freaking random! Apparently video game developers SuperTech, creators of the massively popular Guns Out! franchise,…
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Despicable: This NYC Man, West Elm Caleb, Is Dating a New Girl Every Week
The women of the popular dancing children app TikTok have lit up this week, after realizing that nearly every one…
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Joss Whedon Fails to Explain Controversy to His Girlfriend After Realizing ‘Buffy’ Came Out Before She Was Born
LOS ANGELES — Writer and director Joss Whedon, while struggling to explain to his 22-year-old girlfriend today why people were…
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Entirety of ‘Smiling Friends’ Now Streaming on YouTube in 15-Second Stolen Clips
ATLANTA — Season one of Adult Swim’s new comedy show Smiling Friends has released in its entirety on both Adult…
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I Touched Every Blade of Grass in ‘Breath of the Wild’ and Learned I Need to Make Increasingly Complicated Video Game Content In Order to Feel Anything Anymore
If you’re familiar with my work or video game content in general, you know that I love to go to…
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Wordle Fans Concerned After Answers Spell Out “Noble Truth: Steve Warns About Angry Enemy. Users Ought Bring Flame Among House”
NEW YORK — Fans of the viral online spelling phenomenon Wordle have grown concerned after the consecutive 5-letter words seemed…
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