Guy Who Doesn’t Even Like New ‘Star Wars’ Thing Now Forced to Defend It
NEW YORK — Local guy Michael Knight reportedly feels compelled to defend the new Obi-Wan Kenobi streaming series despite not…
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Guy in Instagram Comments Can’t Figure Out Why No One Cares That He Is Giving Away $5,710 to 7 Random People
NEW YORK — Local Instagram commenter Braxton Bates can’t figure out why no one seems to care that he is…
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Ricky Gervais Starves to Death After Massive Fire Destroys All Low-Hanging Fruit
LOS ANGELES — Comedian Ricky Gervais was found dead at age 60 in his home this morning after a massive…
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New Pokémon Game Gives You 10 Pokébucks to Spend in Real Life Pokéstore for Every Hour of Manual Pokélabor You Perform
TOKYO — Following new announcements about a set of Pokémon mobile games, Nintendo announced in a Direct today that they…
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New Tarantino Movie Ends With Tarantino Thanking All His Patreon Subscribers
LOS ANGELES — A new film by Quentin Tarantino reportedly ends with director Quentin Tarantino thanking everyone who subscribed to…
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Activision-Blizzard Announces New Tool to Let Players Measure the Craniums of Characters
SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Activision-Blizzard has announced a new tool for their video games that will allow players to measure…
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Gameplay Cannot Possibly Live Up to Video Game Titled ‘Wizard with a Gun’
SEATTLE — Gamers around the world have reacted to the upcoming Devolver Digital and Galvanic Games co-op survival sandbox Wizard…
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Marvel Editor Frothing at the Mouth to Make License Plate in Film a Reference to Comic Book
ATLANTA — Marvel Studios graphics editor Hal Dawson was reportedly frothing at the mouth this morning with excitement over the…
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Fantastical Video Game Lets You Imagine World Where People Come Together to Fight Climate Change
CAPE TOWN, South Africa — An upcoming science fiction video game developed by Free Lives and published by Devolver Digital…
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Video Game Patches Are Unfair: If I Had to Deal With This Glitchy Annoying Boss, Then So Should All Future Generations of Gamers
If there’s one thing I know about society, it’s that it’s built atop a mountain of fairness. If things suddenly…
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