Wordle Today 1068 May 22 2024

Wordle can be an unforgiving puzzle sometimes, and you can often come so close to ending a long winning streak. So, for your convenience, here are some hints as well as the answer for the Wordle today May 22.

We present Wordle clues here in a variety of ways to gently help you along, but if you just want the answer straight, spoilers be damned,  then scroll all the way down to the section titled Today’s Wordle Answer.

 

Already May 23 at your location? Try our Wordle answer page for that day instead!

 

Wordle Hint Today 1068 May 22, 2024

Here’s a hint with the meaning of today’s Wordle answer

 

A verb that means to raise someone or something to a higher rank or position, often implying great honor, praise, or glorification.

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Fifth Letter

The fifth letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“T”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Fourth Letter

The fourth letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“L”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Third Letter

The third letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“A”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Second Letter

The second letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“X”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today First Letter

The first letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“E”

 

 

Today’s Wordle Answer

And finally, here is the Wordle answer today. While this is your last chance to turn back, don’t feel bad about having to look it up.

Sometimes you have just one last chance to solve the puzzle, but three different letters that could viably fit into that last remaining square. At other times the word is so obscure, you just would not have gotten it without having in-depth knowledge about some oddly specific subject.

That’s no reason to lose a streak you have kept going for 775 days straight! So here goes nothing:

 

3…

 

 

2…

 

 

1…

 

 

The Wordle answer today is “EXALT”

 

 

Previous Wordle Answers With Their Definitions

 

Wordle #1067 For May 21, 2024

DINGO

A wild dog and apex predator native to Australia.

 

Wordle #1066 For May 20, 2024

NICER

An adjective that describes something or someone as being more pleasant, kind, or agreeable compared to another.

 

Wordle #1065 For May 19, 2024

HITCH

A verb that means to attach or tether something, often using a knot or similar fastening method.

 

Wordle #1064 For May 18, 2024

BRINY

An adjective that describes something that is salty or related to the sea. It often refers to the taste or smell of seawater.

 

Wordle #1063 For May 17, 2024

TUTOR

A person who provides individualized instruction or assistance to one or more students on a particular subject or skill.

 

Wordle #1062 For May 16, 2024

STALL

A verb that means to intentionally slow down or avoid making a decision or taking action.

 

Wordle #1061 For May 15, 2024

PINCH

A verb that means to grasp or compress something between the fingers or a tool, often causing discomfort or pain.

Multiversus’ Roster Now Outnumbers Multiversus’ Fanbase

BURBANK, Calif. — With the recent addition of Jason Voorhees from the Friday the 13th series, and Agent Smith from The Matrix series, Multiversus roster now exceeds its fanbase in total numbers with 27 characters. 

I sat down with a few of those fans to discuss the return of the IP whoring brawler and to get the lowdown on the Multiversus scene.

“It’s like each of us is getting a character all to ourselves,” said Thomas Shrek, a college freshman rocking a Marvin the Martian t-shirt. “Every time I close my eyes there’s someone new on the roster. It makes me really hopeful for future DLC characters. Like I think they’ll add Walter White from Breaking Bad, or Eleven from Stranger Things.”

The room collectively nodded in agreement at Shrek’s DLC wishlist. After explaining intellectual property rights and the limitations of Warner Brothers Discovery, I proceeded to question the fanbase about the roster and what they thought of the game’s return after a year-long hiatus.

“They called us fools for sticking around. Who’s the fool now?” Terry Philips, a comic illustrator in a Steven Universe t-shirt, shouted to the heavens. “We all awaited its return and now we shall be granted a main of our own for our patience and loyalty. All we need now is the twenty-seventh fan that the prophecy foretold of. He is a LeBron James main and he will make us whole.”

Philips approached me, continuing to shout nonsense about a twenty-seventh fan. He grabbed me and I shoved him to the ground. In the struggle, he ripped the button-down shirt I wear for interviews, revealing my Miami Heat jersey that doubles as a good undershirt. The fans in the room let out an ear-piercing screech. My ears filled with pain as more screeches started up in the distance. The room fell silent after what felt like hours. All eyes were on me.

“Twenty-Seven. We’ve been waiting for you,” the fans said in sync. “Each character now has their player. The game is complete. Join us. Join us and we can create a community of peace, tranquility, and of speculating characters the developers will deliver to us as DLC gifts from the heavens. With this control you are one of us, and we are all one. Welcome, brother.”

At press time, I prophesied to my brothers that Don Draper of Mad Men and Michonne from The Walking Dead would soon join the Multiversus’ roster.

SCUM Update Patch Notes May 22

SCUM received a major patch on April 30, and these are the patch notes for subsequent hotfixes through May 22, in descending order, from latest to oldest:

 

UPDATED May 22

 

 

SCUM – Hotfix 0.9.536.86452 May 22

Hey hey all! Might as well call us MJ of hotfixes because we got 6 of em at this point. Check it out!

  • Fixed the issue where magazine would be destroyed during reload animation causing a game crash.
  • Fixed the issue where fortifications would sometimes cause a crash.
  • Fixed the issue where #VisualizeVehicleTrajectory command could cause a crash.
  • Fixed the issue where database would show errors regarding chest acquisition.
  • Fixed the issue where throwing grenades in events could cause a client crash.
  • Potential fix for the super loud nocturnal wildlife SFX.
  • Fixed the issue where abandoned bunker armory lockers would not properly reset loot.

 

  • Tweaked vehicle storage collision, giving them more wiggle room to fit in garages.
  • Objects that are not affected by gravity can now be spawned with #spawnitem command +/-10m in regards of ground level.
  • Key cards no longer spawn in abandoned bunker armory lockers.

 

 

SCUM – Hotfix 0.9.535.85943 May 10

5th day of the week for a 5th hotfix, it's like poetry, it rhymes. New Hotfix is live!

  • Fixed the issue where SDASS ADS would glitch out in some cases.
  • Fixed the issue where floor blueprints would turn red after adjacent blueprint was finished.
  • Fixed a chest duplication bug.
  • Fixed the issue where improvised workbench icon would not show in crafting menu.

 

  • Small vehicle storage racks will take less physical collision damage while mounted on bikes and bicycles.
  • Improved Police station HTZ puppet respawning.

 

Known issue:

Chests could count as more BB elements. Temp solution: in your flag area put chests in your hands and place them back on the ground.

 

 

SCUM – Hotfix 0.9.534.85819 May 8

Hey everyone, got a couple of goodies for you. We gathered a couple of fixes for yet another hotfix! Check it out!

  • Fixed the issue where heavy chests disappeared when taken in hands from vehicles.
  • Fixed the issue where moving a chest in a vehicle while on BB foundation, would destroy the foundation.
  • Fixed the issue where you could not place a foundation next to an upgraded wall.
  • Fixed the issue where compound bow aim would not zoom when fully drawn.
  • Fixed the issue where chests placed inside flag areas would sometimes give server errors.
  • Fixed the issue where server would crash on shutdown.
  • Fixed the issue where players could not drive big rafts if someone is already mounted on them.
  • Fixed the issue where admin drones could not see BB element health.
  • Fixed the issue where admin drones could not destroy some BB elements.
  • Fixed some item incorrect descriptions and icons.
  • Fixed the issue where chests would stay afloat in air if BB element was destroyed below them in SP.

 

  • Canned items can no longer spawn with less than maximum uses.

 

 

SCUM – Hotfix 0.9.533.85678 May 3

Hey folks, end of the week does not mean an early weekend for us. So here is yet another hotfix with the most critical issues, check it out!

  • Fixed the issue where rafts not in water would be falsely flagged as flying.
  • Fixed the issue where equipping items directly from small vehicle storage would make them dissapear.
  • Fixed the issue where vehicles would fall under raid protection when inside flag area.
  • Fixed the issue where chests would not be raid protected if built before the flag was placed.
  • Fixed the issue where chests would increase active BB elements on restart.
  • Fixed the issue where chests placed on foundation could sometimes cause a server crash.

 

Known issues:

  • Quickly pulling chests out and in of car inventory could cause them to disappear. To minimize this issue, slowly take chests one by one out until properly fixed.
  • Chests show maximum 65kg weight while in containers. If the chest has more than 80kg, on take in hands action it will get stuck in the middle of the vehicle. To avoid this, put it on the floor first until properly fixed.
  • Sometimes chests that are put in vehicle inventory while being on foundations will break the foundations.

 

 

SCUM – Hotfix 0.9.532.85622 May 2

Hey everyone! We're keeping a close eye on the valuable feedback you're giving us, which is why we're delivering another quick hotfix. We're looking into some other things that were mentioned and we'd like to kindly ask for a bit of your patience until we manage to adequately sort them out.

  • Fixed the issue where the prisoner could be locked in combat mode after dropping ranged weapons.
  • Fixed the issue where base building walls sometimes could not be placed on inclined terrain.
  • Fixed an issue where players were unable to install the vehicle inventory expansion attachment in service mode on other vehicles than Rager.
  • Fixed an issue where players were unable to put the Dirtbike on the Car Jack when it is missing the rear wheel.
  • Fixed an issue where dropping items to the vicinity from the vehicle inventory would not work when the vehicle has an inventory expansion attachment installed.
  • Fixed an issue where the passenger camera would change to a smaller FOV when the vehicle is going really fast.
  • Fixed an issue with the collision of the big raft inventory expansion.
  • Fixed an issue where the owner of a base building element wasn't properly shown in drone mode.
  • Fixed an issue where the prisoner would randomly T-pose when mounting a big raft passenger slot.
  • Vehicle inventory expansion collisions are now disabled when there is no vehicle inventory expansion installed.
  • Fixed an issue where entering the raft option from the context menu would not execute correctly.
  • Fixed an issue with the bunny slippers panini in first person.
  • Fixed and issue where base building elements and the grill grid would not interact properly.
  • Fixed the issue where dropping chests from vehicles would destroy BB elements.

 

  • Flying vehicle cheat detection will now kick the player instead of banning them.
  • Adjusted the drift of the SUP and the Small Raft when moving forward with each paddle cycle.

 

  • Implemented puppet health multiplier server setting.
The setting will be located under the [World] section of the server settings. With this setting, players will have the option to globally modify the health of the puppets. Also, this setting will not require a server restart for it to take effect as the setting dynamically modifies the health of puppets on the server and multiplies it with the value that you set. Here's some more info on the range of the values for it:
scum.PuppetHealthMultiplier
Default value - 1.0
Min. value - 0.01
Max. value - 100.0
Quick note - the default health values for various puppet types stay the same. This means that muscular/heavy puppets will always have more health in comparison with the skinny puppets, regardless of the multiplier that you set.
Also, suicide puppets will be affected by the health modification, so make sure to take that into account in order to avoid any surprises.

 


Known bugs

  • Items equipped directly from small storage rack will disappear. Make sure to take them out first.
  • Locks disappear from prefab buildings on relog in Singleplayer.

 

 

SCUM – Hotfix 0.9.531.85517 May 1

Hey everyone, we are releasing a small emergency hotfix regarding fatal errors and crashes, so update your game all! Also all players affected with the false ban have been unbanned.

  • Fixed the issue where selling vehicle expansions while attached to vehicles would cause a server crash.
  • Fixed the issue where repairing vehicle parts through vicinity icon would cause a client crash.
  • Fixed the issues where bicycles could be logged incorrectly in the flying vehicle log.

 

Note: Selling inventory attachments will only be possible from service lift for now.

 

Those are all the patch notes through May 22 for SCUM.

ICC Issues Arrest Warrant for Cast, Crew Of “The Big Bang Theory”

THE HAGUE — The International Criminal Court announced that it will seek warrants for the arrest of all cast and crew involved with the American sitcom The Big Bang Theory and its spinoffs.

 ICC prosecutor Karim Khan held a press conference revealing the intention to bring the cast and crew to justice. 

“We figured we’d swing for the fences,” said Khan to a slightly confused press. “2024 is the year we start checking things off the ICC’s bucket list. We’re going to arrest some war criminals, end a couple of regional conflicts, and finally bring a stop to the waking nightmare that is Chuck Lorre’s career.”

Added Khan, “How does a sitcom run for 12 seasons without ever telling an actual joke? Who the hell was watching that?”

While some were confused over the ICC’s move, various experts weighed in.

“Big Bang Theory, ran from Sept. 2007 to May 2019.  For nearly 12 years on the air, it somehow won multiple Emmy Awards and a Golden Globe, which is proof of the spiritual decay of Western civilization,” said sociologist Warren Calvera.

“Nobody knows how Lorre does it,” said TV critic and historian Elias Patinkin. “His shows are usually neurotoxic in small doses, but somehow they’re also ratings gold. Charlie Sheen left Two and a Half Men and it still kept running for three seasons. Young Sheldon was a pox on all who witnessed it for 7 years and now the next Big Bang spinoff, Georgie & Mandy’s First Marriage will wage war against the human psyche this fall on CBS. Frankly, we have to be open to the possibility of demonic contracts.”

While the ICC’s move against The Big Bang Theory has been derided by international critics, who argue that the ICC has got to have better things to do with its time, it’s been met with widespread acclaim from young people in English-speaking countries.

“My grandmother told me that I remind her of Sheldon Cooper,” said college student Rodney Schaeffer, who attended a pro-ICC demonstration in New York City on Monday night. “No one else should have to suffer through that. If the U.S. government won’t do something, at least the ICC will.”

At press time, the ICC plans to also issue arrest warrants to AI artists, Ernest Cline, various members of the Super Smash Bros. Melee pro circuit, and anyone who has ever sold weed to Kevin Smith.

WWE King and Queen of the Ring 2024 Card: All confirmed matches

WWE King and Queen of the Ring is set to take place this Saturday, and the full card for the event has now been confirmed.

Five matches were confirmed for the show ahead of time, the same amount as the Backlash event from France last month.

Among those were the Undisputed WWE Universal Championship match between Cody Rhodes and Logan Paul, which was originally believed to also be for Paul’s US Championship, which he later revealed on SmackDown was not the case.

WWE King and Queen of the Ring 2024 Card

Here is the full card for the event:

  • Undisputed WWE Universal Championship Match: Cody Rhodes vs. Logan Paul
  • WWE Intercontinental Championship Match: Sami Zayn vs. Bronson Reed vs. Chad Gable
  • Women’s World Championship Match: Becky Lynch vs. Liv Morgan
  • King of the Ring Tournament Finals: Gunther vs. Randy Orton OR Tama Tonga
  • Queen of the Ring Tournament Finals: Lyra Valkyria vs. Bianca Belair OR Nia Jax

The card is taking place in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia. The country has been accused of ‘sportswashing’ by several notable names in the media as well as fans of pro wrestling, boxing and MMA. Sportswashing is a phrase used to describe the practice of nations, corporations, or governments using sports/entertainment to improve global reputations.

If you’re looking for more information on the alleged violations of human rights in Saudi Arabia, then click through to this resource from Amnesty International

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WWE King and Queen of the Ring 2024 UK Time: Start time in BST

WWE King and Queen of the Ring 2024 is set to take place this weekend from Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, but what is the UK Start Time?

The controversial show from the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia is set to start at around 9 am PT and 1 pm ET, meaning that in the UK fans can watch the show live from 5 pm BST.

Here are some other examples of start times across the globe for reference:

  • Central European Summer Time (CEST): 6:00 PM
  • Gulf Standard Time (GST): 8:00 PM
  • Indian Standard Time (IST): 9:30 PM

It’s also worth noting that there is a pre-show that will be starting at around 4 pm BST for fans to watch in the United Kingdom.

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WWE King and Queen of the Ring: Why are WWE events in Saudi Arabia controversial?

WWE has an ongoing business relationship with the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, which is worth in the tens of millions for the company to produce shows multiple times a year in the region.

This has been described as part of Saudi Arabia’s ongoing ‘sportswashing’ attempts with major PPV boxing, MMA and pro wrestling events taking place in the country recently, seemingly as a form of marketing and rehabbing the global image of the Kingdom.

If you’re looking for more information on the alleged violations of human rights in Saudi Arabia, then click through to this resource from Amnesty International

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Yes, we cover pro wrestling news, including WWE, AEW, New Japan and sometimes the indies, so make sure that you keep checking back for everything you need to know about this great sport.

You can check out more of the content we have via our Minus World section (which also has real gaming news) and if you want to see more pro wrestling or combat sports you can check out my site FightFans!

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WWE King and Queen of the Ring 2024 Date: When is the controversial show?

WWE King and Queen of the Ring is the latest company event to be emanating from the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, but when is it?

Both SmackDown and the Premium Live Event will be hosted by Jeddah this week, with KOTR and QOTR taking place on Saturday, May 25th 2024.

The show will be starting at 1 p.m. ET on Saturday, and fans can watch the show in full on the Peacock streaming service.

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WWE King and Queen of the Ring: Why are WWE events in Saudi Arabia controversial?

WWE has an ongoing business relationship with the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, which is worth in the tens of millions for the company to produce shows multiple times a year in the region.

Saudi Arabia has been accused of ‘sportswashing’ by several notable names. Sportswashing is a phrase used to describe the practice of nations, corporations, or governments using sports/entertainment to improve global reputations.

If you’re looking for more information on the alleged violations of human rights in Saudi Arabia, then click through to this resource from Amnesty International

Read More – WWE News: Superstar Reveals Contract is up in Early 2025

Hard Drive Does Pro Wrestling Stuff?

Yes, we cover pro wrestling news, including WWE, AEW, New Japan and sometimes the indies, so make sure that you keep checking back for everything you need to know about this great sport.

You can check out more of the content we have via our Minus World section (which also has real gaming news) and if you want to see more pro wrestling or combat sports you can check out my site FightFans!

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Wordle Today 1067 May 21 2024

Wordle can be an unforgiving puzzle sometimes, and you can often come so close to ending a long winning streak. So, for your convenience, here are some hints as well as the answer for the Wordle today May 21.

We present Wordle clues here in a variety of ways to gently help you along, but if you just want the answer straight, spoilers be damned,  then scroll all the way down to the section titled Today’s Wordle Answer.

 

Already May 22 at your location? Try our Wordle answer page for that day instead!

 

Wordle Hint Today 1067 May 21, 2024

Here’s a hint with the meaning of today’s Wordle answer

 

A wild dog and apex predator native to Australia.

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Fifth Letter

The fifth letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“O”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Fourth Letter

The fourth letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“G”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Third Letter

The third letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“N”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Second Letter

The second letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“I”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today First Letter

The first letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“D”

 

 

Today’s Wordle Answer

And finally, here is the Wordle answer today. While this is your last chance to turn back, don’t feel bad about having to look it up.

Sometimes you have just one last chance to solve the puzzle, but three different letters that could viably fit into that last remaining square. At other times the word is so obscure, you just would not have gotten it without having in-depth knowledge about some oddly specific subject.

That’s no reason to lose a streak you have kept going for 147 days straight! So here goes nothing:

 

3…

 

 

2…

 

 

1…

 

 

The Wordle answer today is “DINGO”

 

 

Previous Wordle Answers With Their Definitions

 

Wordle #1066 For May 20, 2024

NICER

An adjective that describes something or someone as being more pleasant, kind, or agreeable compared to another.

 

Wordle #1065 For May 19, 2024

HITCH

A verb that means to attach or tether something, often using a knot or similar fastening method.

 

Wordle #1064 For May 18, 2024

BRINY

An adjective that describes something that is salty or related to the sea. It often refers to the taste or smell of seawater.

 

Wordle #1063 For May 17, 2024

TUTOR

A person who provides individualized instruction or assistance to one or more students on a particular subject or skill.

 

Wordle #1062 For May 16, 2024

STALL

A verb that means to intentionally slow down or avoid making a decision or taking action.

 

Wordle #1061 For May 15, 2024

PINCH

A verb that means to grasp or compress something between the fingers or a tool, often causing discomfort or pain.

 

Wordle #1060 For May 14, 2024

AMASS

A verb that means to gather together or accumulate a large amount or number of something, often over a period of time. It is typically used to describe the process of collecting things such as wealth, resources, information, or other items.

 

Wordle #1059 For May 13, 2024

CUMIN

A spice in many cuisines around the world, particularly in Indian, Middle Eastern, and Mexican dishes. The seeds have a warm, earthy flavor with a slightly bitter undertone.

 

Wordle #1058 For May 12, 2024

OUTER

An adjective to describe something that is situated on the exterior or outside part of something else.

 

Wordle #1057 For May 11, 2024

TIDAL

Refers to the periodic rise and fall of sea levels caused by gravitational forces exerted by the moon and the sun on the Earth’s oceans.

 

Wordle #1056 For May 10, 2024

MEDIA

Various means of communication that reach or influence people widely. It encompasses different forms of mass communication, including newspapers, magazines, television, radio, the internet, and social platforms.

 

Wordle #1055 For May 9, 2024

JERKY

A type of dried meat that has been preserved through a process of dehydration. It is typically made from lean cuts of meat such as beef, pork, or turkey, which are sliced into thin strips and then dried to remove moisture.

 

Wordle #1054 For May 8, 2024

PIOUS

An adjective that describes someone who is deeply religious or devoutly observant of religious principles and practices. It typically conveys a sense of sincere reverence, devotion, and obedience to religious beliefs, rituals, and moral teachings.

MIT to Offer Degree In “Installing Fallout: New Vegas on Modern Machines”

CAMBRIDGE, MASSACHUSETTS – The Massachusetts Institute of Technology confirmed today that they were accepting applicants to their new course on “Installing Fallout: New Vegas on Modern Machines.”

“The modern world brings with it modern challenges,” said Chancellor Melissa Nobles, who opened the press conference to the tune of ‘Johnny Guitar.’ “As we look to the future however, it’s important we maintain easy access to traditions of old. Future generations will benefit immensely from the stellar storytelling and engaging gameplay of Fallout: New Vegas… providing we teach them how to install it.”

MIT has opened a state-of-the-art building to accommodate the new course, administrators said. Each student is given access to dozens of top-of-the-line machines with the latest in computing hardware. Essential tools in installing a game from 2010.

“This has been a life-saver,” said Ian Ranger, one of the students. “I must have watched dozens of video essays on why this is such a good game. I spent hours debating why Caesar’s Legion is the objectively correct choice. Yet I’ve had so much trouble getting the game to run. It’s not like we’ve got years and years of guides and documentation to go over. MIT’s finally doing what the community should have done years ago,”

MIT’s course promises to be all-encompassing and far-reaching. Students will receive education in a variety of subjects, including “117 Essential Mods,” “.INI Writing,” and “So You’ve Alt-Tabbed Without Saving.” In addition, the course has also arranged a series of debates. The first, a heated discussion on “Which Mod Manager is the Best (And Why It’s Vortex),” came under scrutiny after investigators noted Nexus Mods making a sizable donation to MIT.

Still, it hasn’t all been positive. Some students believe the course isn’t focused in the right areas.

“I am worried that the course is perhaps too focused on the theoretical,” said Max Plate, overseeing the crash test of a Windows 11 PC. “I’ve been here six months. I’ve only booted up the game to make sure there were no mod incompatibilities. I haven’t seen the outside of Doc Mitchell’s house. Sure it looks absolutely gorgeous in 4K and runs at 60 FPS, but there’s more to the game world than a Goodspring’s shack.”

At press time, a petition to expand the course to include Fallout 3 has thus far attracted no signatures.

Deal Alert! This Woman Is Throwing Her Cheating Boyfriend’s Video Games out of a Window

Attention gamers, this is a DEFCON-1 deal alert! If you happen to live in the vicinity of Newton, MA there is an absolute banger of a fire sale occurring at the corner of Walnut and Homer Street. For the next hour, Caitlin Ballard is throwing all of her cheating boyfriend’s video games out of their apartment window.

That’s right, everything must go! One man’s royal screw-up could make your day if you get here fast enough. Act quickly, we’re not yet sure he’s aware that the thousands of dollars he’s invested in video games over the years are currently being chucked indiscriminately out of his (soon to be former) kitchen window. But we can verify that there is a Dreamcast on the lawn with a copy of House of the Dead 2 AND the light gun. What a steal!

It’s clear that Caitlin is taking out years of frustration built up from her boyfriend dragging her to countless flea markets in search of retro games.You can tell given the sheer velocity these games are hitting the lawn. He may not have made the right life choices, but he sure had impeccable taste in Nintendo games. If you’re looking for Mega Man 2 or even A Link to the Past, they’re currently sitting in this growing pile of gaming history.

We may never see a bargain like this again because if you didn’t already guess, all of these games are free. The quicker you snatch up these reminders of Ms. Ballard wasting three years of her life, the better. If you’re into something more contemporary, the PS5 he used to message his side piece on is also up for grabs. His PSN account and credit cards are still linked, so hit up the PlayStation store before he calls the fraud department!

Hurry, because this offer won’t last much longer since the landscapers are coming today and these games may end up on the underside of a rider mower! Though the look on her now ex-boyfriends face would be priceless, it would be a shame to see a completed XBOX 360 collection reduced to confetti.

But don’t fret if you miss this opportunity, we have it on good authority his gaming PC and imported anime DVDs from Japan will literally be hitting the streets momentarily. Hurry while supplies last!

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