RANKED: Every Single Game in the ‘Hollow Knight’ Franchise

Posted on by Jeremy Kaplowitz

The Hollow Knight franchise is one of the most iconic in all of video games, let alone indie games. When the first game in the series was released in 2017, the refreshing take on the metroidvania genre took the gaming world by storm, inspiring a massive fandom and a slew of similar looking games. But how do all of Team Cherry’s released Hollow Knight games stack up against each other? Let’s take a dive into Hallownest and do the difficult work of ranking every single Hollow Knight game.

#1 — Hollow Knight (2017)

Well, I think just about everyone expected to see this one in the top spot. How can you talk about the Hollow Knight games without the 2017 classic that kicked off the whole series? It’s pretty crazy to look back, all these years later, and see where it all went. But at the end of the day, the original Hollow Knight is still a masterpiece the likes of which has not been reproduced by any metroidvania indie game. Who knows when Team Cherry’s next release will be, but hopefully it can be as cool and fun as Hollow Knight!

And that’s our ranking of every single Hollow Knight game. Be sure to share this article with your own rankings to see how they compare and contrast with ours!

Pokemon Violet Typhlosion Location Guide: How to Get Typhlosion

Posted on by Parker Johnson

Another new starter Pokemon, Typhlosion, is coming to Pokemon Scarlet & Violet. After making its return as a starter Pokemon in the recent spin-off Pokemon Legends Arceus, Typhlosion has now made its way to the Paldea region. Here is a complete guide on where to find & how to get Typhlosion in Pokemon Scarlet & Violet.

How to Catch Typhlosion in Pokemon Scarlet & Violet

 

Much like when other starter Pokemon, like Greninja, came to Pokemon Scarlet & Violet, there are two methods to obtain a Typhlosion of your own. This Pokemon won’t be available in the wild. This gives you two options to obtain Typhlosion: beat it in the limited-time Tera Raid event, or receive Typhlosion (or one of its pre-evolutions) through a trade.

The more surefire way to get Typhlosion in Pokemon Violet & Scarlet is through the limited-time seven-star raid event. This Tera Raid event is scheduled for two weekends: April 14-16 will be your first chance to get your hands on this rare Pokemon. The second will be during the weekend of April 21-23. Beware, though, this raid battle won’t be easy.

In a reference to its new Hisuian form in Pokemon Legends Arceus, this Typhlosion will have the Tera type ghost. It also features a tough moveset with the following moves:

  • Eruption
  • Shadow Ball
  • Play Rough
  • Earthquake

Some suggested counters for this battle include Daschbun, Houndoom, Honchcrow, & Goodra. You can find these dens by looking for dens marked with the ghost type symbol on the world map. Also, make sure you meet the following conditions for unlocking seven-star raids: 

  • Finish the final quest, “The Way Home”
  • Complete all 8 gym leader rematches
  • Win the Academy Ace Tournament
  • Host many 5 star raids and get a call from Jacq

Other than the raid, the only way to get a Typhlosion in Pokemon Scarlet & Violet is through trades. The only real reliable way to do this is to have a friend who took on and defeated the raid, and have them breed you a Cyndaquil. Alternatively, you could get lucky and have a good samaritan on Surprise Trade send you one.

Those are all of the ways to currently get a Typhlosion in Pokemon Scarlet & Violet! It’s also worth noting that more methods could be on the way. Pokemon Home compatibility with Scarlet & Violet is stated to be coming in Spring 2023, so here’s hoping that players won’t have to wait long until they can transfer Typhlosions of their own to the Paldea region.

Everything We Regrettably Know About Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

Posted on by Camden Brazile

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 comes out May 5, 2023 and fans are certain it’s going to be the best MCU movie since the last time there was a good one. Maybe one of the Spider-Man movies? I dunno. Anyway, here’s all the things we know, for better or for worse, about the upcoming Guardians movie.

Who will die?

Cinema.

Will James Gunn’s brother Sean be in tt?

Sean Gun is rumored to return as the CGI stand-in for Rocket Raccoon, Groot, Drax, Gamora, Mantis, and Star Lord

Will the VFX Artists get to work less than 13 Hours a day?

Look. You want the movie in May or not?

Will this director-driven ensemble comedy finally bring Marvel out of the soulless, boring slog of the last two years?

No.

What amazing retro songs will be on the soundtrack?

Marvel has attempted to cut costs by using only public domain songs, including a tragic death scene of Rocket Raccoon while ‘Hot Cross Buns’ solemnly plays

What will the post-credits scene be?

A big A-List celebrity you know will walk onscreen and say “Hello, I am this character from the comics. I will be in the next movie” to raucous applause.

What will the film be rated?

2.5 stars on Letterboxd

Man Instinctively Mutters “GG” After Losing Custody of Children

Posted on by Cameron Snow

NEW YORK — In the conclusion of a grueling two-year legal battle, local carpenter and recent divorcee Adam Hartley, 34, instinctively muttered “GG” immediately after losing custody of his children, sources confirmed.

“I had no control over it. I guess it was a reflex I developed from all those years of online gaming,” explained Hartley after giving his children one final hug. “And that reflex got triggered when the judge took away my right to be involved in my children’s lives from this day forward. It was an oddly familiar feeling: my palms began to sweat, my heart started to sink — have you ever lost that final 1v1 in Warzone? Your whole squad yelling in your ears to shoot at the bushes, but you went prone to try to shove another armor plate on and you get shot at the last second? It was pretty much like that. Now why don’t we run that shit back, scrubs?”

Connie Strickman, Hartley’s ex-wife, was surprised at Hartley’s reaction to the ruling.

“I was fully expecting Adam to flip a table and start cursing wildly,” said Strickman, “but instead he just calmly muttered ‘GG,’ reached to remove a headset that wasn’t even there, and took his L in stride. Our children may never see him again, but at least their last memory of him is a good lesson on taking a loss. Now as far as running it back, I think Adam should focus on his single-player campaign instead. No re.”

Gamers close to Hartley confirmed that though a rematch is off the table, he ultimately accepted his defeat.

“I’ll admit my ex-wife absolutely deserved that win and also full custody of our three children,” said Hartley. “I’ll just keep reminding myself that life is like a game — sometimes you win, and sometimes your parental privileges are terminated, but what matters is how you bounce back. I’ve already gotten third place in Warzone like twice since then, so who’s the real winner?”

At press time, Hartley officially filed an appeal against the court’s ruling, citing that if he was such a bad father then he wouldn’t have been able to reach 100% completion in God of War: Ragnarok.

Fans Livid After Critics Deride Keys Being Dangled in Front of Face

Posted on by Jeremy Kaplowitz

NEW YORK — Fans of a set of keys being dangled in front of their faces are reportedly livid that critics have described the situation as “childish” and “boring,” according to those familiar with the situation.

“The experience of having a set of keys dangled in front of my face did nothing for me artistically,” derided one critic. “I do not feel changed or challenged whatsoever having gone through the experience. The dangling of the keys did make an admittedly interesting sound, and the light reflecting off the chain did catch my eye in a way that illuminated my face, but overall, I found the experience to be childish and ultimately dull. And yes, I understand that dangling keys in front of faces is meant to be entertaining for literal infants without object permanence, sure. Nonetheless, I think children deserve more challenged works of art, like an abstract painting or perhaps a novel. I give the experience of having keys dangled in front of my face 2 out of 10 stars.” 

Despite the consistent low score from critics across the board, the keymaker, and one doing the dangling, Patrick Eden, insisted that the experience was a solid 10 out of 10.

“Sorry, but dangling keys in front of your face isn’t for the snobby critics. It’s for the fans. And the fans fucking loved it,” Eden said at a fan convention today. “A lot of these critics are just pretentious know-it-alls who think they are smarter than the rest of us. I don’t expect keys being dangled in front of people’s faces will win any awards — even though it should win all of the awards, based on how much the fans loved it — but I’ve made peace with that. I didn’t make this set of keys and hold it inches above people’s faces, clanging the keys together to make a noise while they reach up and try to grab them, for the kind of people who make awards. I did it for the fans. And while many of them cannot speak up for themselves due to being babies, I know deep in my heart that they fucking loved it.”

Some older longtime fans of the dangling keys took to social media to complain about the scores given by critics.

“I’m sorry but if you think the dangling keys isn’t a perfect 10/10 then you’re a fucking idiot and I hope you die,” said Twitter user @keykeykeyletsgooo96. “I’ve loved having keys dangled in front of my face my whole fucking life. So yeah, I think I know if it’s good or not. And it is. Sorry these absolute morons couldn’t get it through their thick skulls that it’s just meant to be FUN. Again, I truly hope they die a gruesome death.”

At press time, the critics were thankfully able to escape hordes of angry fans by covering their faces with their hands and not saying “peekaboo” to reveal themselves again.

Here’s All the New Star Wars Shit You’re Gonna Have to Figure Out

Posted on by Mark Roebuck

Last week’s Star Wars Celebration event was a breathtaking three days of announcements and previews and shit. We know everybody loves Star Wars, but that it can get overwhelming to the casual fans in times like this to know what exactly they’re going to have to keep up over the next few years. With that, we thought it may be helpful to provide our readers with a quick rundown of all the recently announced Star Wars movies and TV shows you’ll have to look forward to in the coming months and years, unless they end up canceling a majority of these movies, which probably won’t happen again! 

Some new shit with Rey

James Mangold’s Jedi shit

Dave Filoni’s thing

A bunch of Ahsoka 

More Andor coming 

Some shit about the bad guys 

Some shit with Jude Law

More seasons of other shit 

Lando show and Taika Waititi movie 

So there you have it, a pretty decent amount of Star Wars shit for you to keep up with. To get ready, you’ll probably want to make sure you’re caught up on all the shows, including the old ones like Rebels and Clone Wars. You should probably just get on Disney+ and go to the Star Wars tab and watch everything you haven’t seen, and then possibly rewatch some of the things you’re a little foggy on. After that you’ll be all set! 

HBO Max Struggling to Rebrand as “Max” After Moving to New School District

Posted on by Jeremy Kaplowitz

LOS ANGELES — Streaming service HBO Max is reportedly struggling to reinvent itself after moving to a new school district, according to eye-rolling sources.

“Oh your name is Max? Yeah, sure, dude. This is a classic new-high-school reinvention and we’re not falling for that shit,” Netflix said on their way to go chat with the popular streaming services, pushing past Max and inadvertently knocking them into a nearby locker. “You can try to pull off this bullshit about how you have a broader catalog of content and you’re open to new ideas and audiences, but we all know you’re still the same nerdy premium brand HBO Max that you were at your old school. This isn’t an ’80s movie. And you should know that considering you still have The Breakfast Club on your site.”

Despite other services at Max’s new school seeing through their ploy, Max remained determined to make the new persona stick.

“HBO is still a big part of who I am, sure, but this is my chance to start over. Nobody knows me at this school and I can really make a new name for myself. One with ad-free services and maybe even ultimate ad-free services, once I figure out what that means,” Max explained. “I don’t have to be the same old HBO Max that people used to kick around for constantly saying, ‘Oops! Something went wrong!’ or for deleting finished movies from my catalog without ever releasing them. I’m young and I feel like I still have so much to Discover about myself. I can be whoever I want! So say hello to Max.”

At press time, HBO Max became completely embarrassed after Disney+ dug up some old photos of HBO Max from back when they were still going by “HBO Go.”

Microsoft Announces Redfall Will Launch in Black and White

Posted on by Mark Roebuck

AUSTIN, Texas — Arkane Studios announced today that its highly anticipated first person shooter Redfall will launch exclusively in black and white mode next month, with a full color mode to be added later, sources have confirmed. 

“Look in a perfect world, we’d launch in 60fps, 4K, with color and everything,” said Harvey Smith, director of Redfall. “But it became clear that we just weren’t going to get there before launch. So I told the team, ‘Do whatever you have to to make our release date,’ and well, they sure came through for me. I have to admit, I didn’t even realize that black and white thing was an option. Before our game is judged too harshly, I plead with gamers to remember that some of the greatest films of all time are in black and white. And that ‘Color mode’ will be made available in a free patch at some point.” 

The gaming media have called Arkane irresponsible for preparing to ship an unfinished product. 

“Unacceptable,” said Wayne Levine, a gaming journalist. “Look, I’m not some snob that needs games to be in color to enjoy them. I loved Minit, Inside, and Ghost of Tsushima. But this isn’t one of those games. This is clearly Arkane coming up short and shipping a piece of shit that will come far short of gamers’ expectations.” 

“They can’t even get some red in there?” he asked.

Gamers were disappointed with the news as well. 

“Jesus, why not just delay it if you can only get the black and white version ready?” asked local gamer Mitch Barnes. “I get that games launch in incomplete versions all the time these days and that certainly it will just be a matter of time before this gets remedied, but that doesn’t mean this hunk of colorless crap is going to be worth my 70 bucks when it comes out. Why don’t I just play Pong for fuck’s sake?” 

As of press time, Barnes had gouged his eyes out with a spoon upon glimpsing some black and white footage of Redfall that surfaced online. 

Our 100% Objectively Correct Ranking of Final Fantasy Games

Posted on by Ryan Fleishman

Everyone’s ranked the Final Fantasy games. However, these rankings all have one common problem: they’re wrong. Metacritic scores, fan reception, sales, yada yada. No, the existing Final Fantasy rankings are all wrong because they aren’t identical to MY list. And my list is objectively correct. So, without further ado, here is the objectively correct ranking of mainline Final Fantasy games.

Note: I’m not including the MMORPG titles (XIV, XI) because you catgirls and bunnyboys scare me and I don’t want the smoke. Please do not hurt me.

 

13. Final Fantasy XIII

Final Fantasy XIII holds a unique spot in my heart as the first game that ever disappointed me. Toriyama’s Lighting fanfiction somehow manages to upstage Kingdom Hearts as the most egregious abuser of jargon in video game history. L’cie, Cieth, Cacoon, what the fuck? What is any of this? Characters like Hope and Vanille make me want to take a bath in a meat grinder. Play FFXIII if you inexplicably crave walking forward down a straight hallway for 20 hours.

 

12. Final Fantasy XV

Final Fantasy XV caters to a dream we’ve all held since the dawn of humanity: chilling with the boys. Its action combat system is almost fun, and would go on to be genuinely amazing in the FFVII remake where you can finally press A to manually auto attack. Most of my problems with XV come from time constraints and upper management interference. The story feels gutted to sell DLC story packs and the game tapers into FFXIII-style hallways towards the end as developers rush to get it over with, but at least you can blame the idiot suits at Square Enix this time. 

 

11. Final Fantasy VIII

I like Final Fantasy VIII. Hell, I’d happily replay any game on this list that doesn’t have Lighting as a main character. However, FFVIII’s Junction system ultimately creates an extremely erratic combat progression system that encourages saving your magic like a desperate bitcoin investor. The story also fails to meet the impossible challenge of having time travel makes sense.

 

10. Final Fantasy XII

Final Fantasy XII’s gambit system feels like an intro to coding class in the best way possible, and I could spend hours creating a team that beats the game on its own while I take a nap. The plot tackles political intrigue in a way most Final Fantasy games couldn’t dream of. So why the low placement? Vaan, the main character, is a comically irrelevant bystander who shouldn’t exist in the game. Most of the time, playing as Vaan in FFXII feels like watching someone else enjoy a stellar Final Fantasy title. 

 

9. Final Fantasy 3

Final Fantasy 3 is an innovative game that introduced some of your favorite tropes, such as the second world map, dark warriors and dark crystals, and the awesome job system. This is where dragoons learned how to Jump, and thieves learned how to Steal. Before, thieves were just warriors with a lower bench press PR. It also introduced the Onion Knight, which is a very funny job title. FF3’s biggest flaw is that Final Fantasy 5 does these systems better, and FF3 doesn’t have any real story to lure you back to the past regardless.

 

8. Final Fantasy — That’s it. Just Final Fantasy

FF1 is fascinating. You can feel the DNA of the roleplaying genre coalesce in this title, and there’s a sense of gravity that comes with the game’s history. These aren’t warriors of light; these are THE Warriors of Light. Of course, FF1 also comes with infuriating antiquities. My personal least favorite tidbit is that FF1 inns use low threadcount sheets that can’t cure KO’ed party members. I guess you just have to find God. Oh, there’s also a poison area that would make Miyazaki piss white. But these foibles are part of what makes the game intriguing, and I recommend the pixel remaster to anyone who wants to see the start of tradition.

 

7. Final Fantasy 4

Final Fantasy 4 on the Nintendo DS was the first RPG I ever played, and I feel like a sinner placing in the bottom half of the list. FF4 is where Final Fantasy cemented its identity, with the first fully realized story and developed player characters. Cecil’s journey from dark knight to paladin might be the first character arc in a video game, and Kain is hot. The game is also where Square began experimenting with boss mechanics, such as Rubicante’s cape or Cagnazzo’s shell. Unfortunately, FF4 is also the most rigid Final Fantasy by far in terms of party composition which tanks replay value, and I’m getting real sick of Yang pretending to die while stealing my best gear. 

 

6. Final Fantasy 10

Final Fantasy 10 is the best Final Fantasy that I don’t feel strongly about. The story is touching, personal, yet grand in scale. Is this the only RPG brave enough to suggest the church might be bad guys? I know you’ve all seen the clip of Tidus laughing poorly, but I swear he’s a good character, along with everyone else in your party. Except Wakka, the racist. Sphere grids are a great way to personalize your characters without a full job system. However, I softlocked myself in childhood when I couldn’t beat a boss and the game didn’t let me leave to grind, so this game sucks. 0/10.

 

5. Final Fantasy 2

I know you disagree with me. Too bad. I love this game so much. Final Fantasy 2 removes the EXP and leveling system. Instead, you gain stats based on your actions in battle – taking damage boosts HP, casting spells boosts mana, etc. This system is awesome and you are all cowards for not loving it. Thankfully, this method of character growth lives on in the Romancing SaGa series which you should totally play. The story is also surprisingly mature – the Emperor absolutely razes multiple cities, and your Sasuke-type childhood friend stays shitty ‘til the end. If you want to see an alternative universe where Final Fantasy could have gone, try FF2.

 

4. Final Fantasy 7

The first disc of Final Fantasy 7 is the best RPG, period. Midgar is a fascinating microcosm of an RPG, Sephiroth feels like the Reaper himself, and you just can’t ignore the sheer shock of turning on a Final Fantasy game to immediately commit ecoterrorism. Cloud, Sephiroth, and Tifa are all much more interesting characters than their famous stereotypes would have you believe. The rest of FF7 is an amazing sci-fi fantasy too, but it suffers the Elden Ring problem: you’re never gonna hit the highs of Limgrave.

 

3. Final Fantasy 5

You’re sleeping on Final Fantasy 5. FF5 is much more lighthearted and adventurous compared to every other melodramatic opera made by Square, and it makes the serious moments hit that much harder towards the end. The job system is flexible and revolutionary, which is reflected by the FFV Four Job Fiesta events still being held to this day. Galuf is the Aeris before Aeris, and I insist that Gilgamesh would be the single most loved character in Final Fantasy canon if this game was ported to the West. 

 

2. Final Fantasy 9

Final Fantasy 9 was a return to traditional fantasy after the creeping industrialization of Final Fantasies 6 through 8, and this bet pays off. Rather than introducing crazy new elements, like, God forbid, the fal’Cie, Final Fantasy 9 sticks to a classic fantasy world and imbues the characters with so much heart and nuance that you don’t even notice the lack of gunblades and motorcycles. Seriously, the characters are out of this world, and everybody has their unique abilities, struggles, and perspectives. FF9 is the game you want to play when you crave a classic RPG experience.

 

1. Final Fantasy 6

Final Fantasy 6 is the best Final Fantasy game. The entire cast is excellent, and everybody is viable in any type of build due to the flexibility of magicite. Terra is the lead character, and an excellent one at that, but you spend significant spans of time without her while the rest of the crew shines through. Kefka is a villain for the ages, and FF6 has the chutzpah to pull the trigger and let Kefka sink the world into ruin halfway through the game. FF6 is a fitting last note to the sprite-based Final Fantasy era. The only reason Final Fantasy 6 isn’t the best RPG of all time is that Chrono Trigger, the actual best RPG ever made, somehow came out on the exact same system.

GTA Online April 13 Weekly Update: All Discounts & Events

Posted on by Michelle Pereira

Want to know what’s in the weekly update for GTA V Online without having to log-in and be exploded by a rampant Rhino Tank? Check out everything you need to know about the update below, including discounts, events, and vehicles for sale.

What Time Does The Weekly Update Begin And Reset In GTA Online?

Here are the localized times for you, but keep in mind that over the span of almost a decade on GTA Online, it’s never happened exactly on time in every single session. Give or take a few minutes, up to a half hour.

Time Zone Begins Resets LS Car Meet Series Reset
Hawaii-Aleutian Time [HST] UTC-10 Thursday, April 13th 12AM Thursday, April 20th 12AM Everyday 2PM
Alaska Daylight Time [AKDT] UTC-8 Thursday, April 13th 2AM Thursday, April 20th 2AM Everyday 4PM
Pacific Daylight Time [PDT] UTC-7 Thursday, April 13th 3AM Thursday, April 20th 3AM Everyday 5PM
Mountain Daylight Time [MDT] UTC-6 Thursday, April 13th 4AM Thursday, April 20th 4AM Everyday 6PM
Central Daylight Time [CDT] UTC-5 Thursday, April 13th 5AM Thursday, April 20th 5AM Everyday 7PM
Eastern Daylight Time [EDT] UTC-4 Thursday, April 13th 6AM Thursday, April 20th 6AM Everyday 8PM
Atlantic Daylight Time [ADT] UTC-3 Thursday, April 13th 7AM Thursday, April 20th 7AM Everyday 8PM
Brasília Summer Time [BRT] UTC-3 Thursday, April 13th 7AM Thursday, April 20th 7AM Everyday 9PM
Greenwich Mean Time [GMT] UTC+0 Thursday, April 13th 10AM Thursday, April 20th 10AM Everyday 12AM
Central European Summer Time [CEST] UTC+2 Thursday, April 13th 12PM Thursday, April 20th 12PM Everyday 2AM
Eastern European Summer Time [EEST] UTC+3 Thursday, April 13th 1PM Thursday, April 20th 1PM Everyday 3AM
Moscow Standard Time [MSK] UTC+3 Thursday, April 13th 1PM Thursday, April 20th 1PM Everyday 3AM
Gulf Standard Time [GST] UTC+4 Thursday, April 13th 2PM Thursday, April 20th 2PM Everyday 4AM
Indian Standard Time [IST] UTC+5.5 Thursday, April 13th 3:30PM Thursday, April 20th 3:30PM Everyday 5:30AM
China Standard Time [CST] UTC+8 Thursday, April 13th 6PM Thursday, April 20th 6PM Everyday 8AM
Japan Standard Time [JST] UTC+9 Thursday, April 13th 7PM Thursday, April 20th 7PM Everyday 9AM
Australian Eastern Standard Time [AEST] UTC+10 Thursday, April 13th 8PM Thursday, April 20th 8PM Everyday 10AM
New Zealand Daylight Time [NZST] UTC+12 Thursday, April 13th 10PM Thursday, April 20th 10PM Everyday 12PM

What Is The New Vehicle In GTA Online This Week?

Courtesy @crsN

The Karin Boor off-road, two-seater has finally been made available permanently to purchase for a whopping $1.28M from Southern San Andreas Autos. This is the last of the cars from the latest DLC to be released to the market. Acquire a bonus Karin tee if bought by April 27th.

What Are The 2x GTA$ & RP Events In GTA Online This Week?

Business Battles Freemode Events, along with a 3x GTA$ payout to Associates and Bodyguards.

  • Aircraft Carrier Assault
  • Assassination
  • Assault
  • Car Meet
  • Factory Raid
  • Joyrider
  • Merryweather Drop
  • Parking Garage
  • Pick-Up
  • Police Station
  • Vehicle Export
  • UFO Battle
  • Showroom has been eliminated from the list since The Criminal Enterprises Update

And the Tiny Racers Adversary Mode that harkens back to classic Grand Theft Auto with its top-down perspective and power-up pickups in races to knockout opponents in last position.

What Are The 1.5x GTA$ & RP Events In GTA Online This Week?

New 1.5x GTA RP events during the April 13 GTA Online Weekly Update.

Special Cargo Sell Missions where players must stockpile and then offload supplies at their highest possible value, now has its profits bolstered by 50% for this week only. An additional bonus in the form of a White Graphic Smoking Jacket can be earned by completing at least one Special Cargo Sale.

What Is Discounted This Week? (GTA Online Weekly Update April 13)

The 11 Bunker Property Locations in GTA Online are discounted by 30% this week, and are necessary for performing Gunrunning tasks. Here’s a list of all the discounted prices:

  • Maze Bank West at Del Perro: $700,000
  • Arcadius Business Center at Pillbox Hill: $1,575,000
  • Lombank West at Del Perro: $2,170,000
  • Maze Bank Tower at Pillbox Hill: $2,800,000

Office Garages and all other Customizations also receive a 30% haircut. With all four locations set in the city, and no discernible difference between their interiors, the choice really boils down to personal preference, price, and previously purchased player properties.

Three road vehicles are also discounted 30% this week: the Pegassi Reaper, the Pegassi Zorrusso, and the Albany V-STR. Find their information in their respective sections below.

What Is Simeon Yetarian Selling At Premium Deluxe Motorsport This Week?

The sales at Deluxe Premium Motorsport during the April 13 GTA Online Weekly Update.

  • The Pegassi Reaper for $1.11M
  • The Ocelot Swinger for $909K
  • The Vapid Flash GT for $1.67M
  • The Übermacht Zion Classic for $812K
  • The Pegassi Tempesta for $1.33M

What Is Luxury Autos Showroom Selling This Week?

  • The Pegassi Zorrusso (pictured above) discounted by 30% now for $1.35M
  • The Coil Raiden selling for $1.37M

What Is Legendary Motorsport Selling?- GTA Online Weekly Update

The Albany V-STR going for $899K. Give it a test drive by heading on over to the Test Track.

GTA V Online Weekly Update: Wheel Podium Vehicle Of The Week

The JB 700W, a two-door sports classic, that normally retails for just over $1.47M at Warstock. A pseudo-Bond’s car, it comes with extensive weaponization options.

What Is The LS Car Meet Series Prize Ride Of The Week?

The Obey 8F Drafter normally sold for $718K by Legendary Motorsport. To win it, simply place in the top five over three consecutive days, in the LS Car Meet Series. The race day resets at midnight UTC (+0). Find your local times in the table at the top.

Test Rides Of The Week (GTA V Online April 13 Weekly Update)

  • The Pfister Growler (pictured above) that lists for $1.63M
  • The Albany V-STR that’s going for a 30% discount at $899K just for this week
  • The Vulcar Warrener HKR retailing for $1.26M

What Is The Next Gen Exclusive Premium Test Ride Of The Week?

The Hakuchou Drag HSW, a motorcycle eligible for Hao’s Special Works performance upgrades that are exclusive to Playstation 5 and Xbox Series X|S. Standard rate is 976K at Legendary Motorsport, with the HSW conversion kit running a massive additional $1.45M.

What Is The Hao’s Special Works Time Trial Of The Week?

North Chumash is this week’s time trial for Hao’s Special Works. Par Times for vehicle Classes are as follows:

  • Class A: 3:49.000
  • Class B: 4:03:000
  • Class C: 4:17:000

As with all Hao’s Special Works content, this premium time trial is exclusive to the next generation consoles: Playstation 5 and Xbox Series X|S.

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