Ben Friedman
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MEGA CITY — Famed robot warrior and defender of humanity Mega Man has reportedly started to question his purpose in…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — Tensions continue to mount globally, as the world at large continues to inch closer to the long…
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Kyle Erf
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CONWAY, Ark. — Henderson Memorial Hospital entered high alert after 92-year-old hospice patient Harvery Elway erupted in lightning, grew bat…
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Mark Roebuck
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NEW YORK — Sony has confirmed that it is in the early stages of developing the next system that they…
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Camden Brazile
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REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft Gaming CEO Phil Spencer announced the latest tectonic shift to the videogame industry this Friday by…
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Sean Fallon
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EDISON, N.J. — Local weeb Mitchell Cohen has recently begun expressing excitement at the prospect of Judaism becoming a big…
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Zack White
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — Local Reddit user u/Beef-Souup-43, otherwise known as Greg Reese, remains the absolute worst even after touching grass,…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — Academy Award winning thespian Jared Leto’s latest extreme devotion to his acting career has seen him voluntarily…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LIMGRAVE — A group of those weird seemingly dead guys in Limgrave who dig near walls all day have voted…
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Camden Brazile
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KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo is now offering a special deal to their customers for their loyalty over the years, by…
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