Jeremy Kaplowitz
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March 14, 2020
Written by Jeremy Kaplowitz, Giovanni Colantonio, Liam O'Malley, and Jeremy Hammond. Edited by Jeremy Kaplowitz Filmed by Giovanni Colantonio Starring…
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LD Wallace
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March 14, 2020
AUSTIN, Texas — Breaking reports from your irate friends indicate that no one has any interest in learning that weird…
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Peter Casciato
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March 14, 2020
LANSING, Mich. — Due to her familiarity with the visual indicators that a major boss battle was about to unfold,…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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March 14, 2020
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump is being attacked by prominent Democrats today after he claimed he found Mew under a…
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James Webster
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March 13, 2020
WASHINGTON — At a press conference this afternoon, CDC Director Robert Redfield urged all American citizens to begin keeping audio…
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Kevin Hufe
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March 13, 2020
T’ARTHAR DESERT — A team of local heroes found themselves in distress recently, after a level 26 necroscorpion murdered beloved…
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Tyler Simpson
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March 13, 2020
NEW YORK — Local street fighter Brock Fistman reportedly received the opposite effect as intended after eating a turkey leg…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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March 13, 2020
FRESNO, Calif. — New police helicopter video shows the massive response to accused WinRAR License thief Michael Ramsey as fifteen…
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TOKYO — Hideo Kojima fans are obsessively looking for clues in the director’s latest string of cryptic tweets, which sources…
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Jay Miller
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March 12, 2020
WYNDON, Galar — Newly appointed Pokémon Champion and Galar native Alex Khalil has become overwhelmed with a flood of 1099-MISC…
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