March 2020 - Page 10 of 12

Seth Finkelstein • March 9, 2020

It’s Friday, and you know what that means: the boys are coming over for a sleepover! Mom just tidied up…

Kevin Flynn • March 9, 2020

GRAPEVINE, Texas — Assuring his fellow board members that his plan would work just as well as it did the…

James Gavigan • March 9, 2020

NAMEK — Local psychopath and emperor of Universe 7, Frieza, reportedly failed to turn into his final form at a…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • March 9, 2020

ATLANTA — Video game company Nintendo has sent a cease and desist to local fan Denis Fernandez for his Legend…

John Danek • March 9, 2020

SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — Capitalizing on the true crime entertainment craze, Clifford Waters has turned his grief over his wife’s…

Joseph Stilwell • March 9, 2020

RENTON, Wash. — Local dungeon master Sean Murdoch was rushed to the hospital yesterday evening, after his player and cousin…

Andy Holt • March 8, 2020

PASADENA, Calif. — Local gamer Miles Trench has reportedly touched his fingertip to the surface of his oven for the first…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • March 8, 2020

ALBANY, N.Y. — Local boyfriend Dennis McElris is reportedly down to just two stocks after being knocked off the bed…

Tyler Simpson • March 8, 2020

RICHMOND, Va. — Christian YouTuber LEViticus has posted a controversial video reminding peers that the YouTube algorithm works in mysterious…

Giovanni Colantonio • March 8, 2020

TUCSON, Ariz. — A hacker has broken Super Smash Bros. Ultimate open and apparently revealed a host of new details…

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