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May 8, 2021

Retrospective: We Look Back at ‘Super Mario 1D World’

With the recent releases of Super Mario 3D All-Stars and Super Mario 3D World, gamers are reflecting on the long legacy of the Mario franchise.…

April 8, 2021

The Top 10 Comments on Hard Drive Articles This Week

CAUTION: This column features comments, and commentary that joke at the expense of Elon Musk. If you are sensitive to mockery of Elon Musk, turn…

April 3, 2021

20 Things in WandaVision That Could’ve Been Mephisto

One of the most popular theories about WandaVision was that it was all being controlled by Mephisto, an extra-dimensional being who basically serves as Marvel’s…

March 7, 2021

We Rank The Two Shirts You Wore During 2020

From the non-stop wildfires in Australia to the garbage fires in Cyberpunk 2077, 2020 will go down as one of the worst years in recent…

February 8, 2021

Blade Plumber

In the newest episode of The Hard Drive Podcast, Mark and Jeremy write an entire episode of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show from scratch!…

November 23, 2020

The Passion of the Crust

In the newest episode of The Hard Drive Podcast, Mark and Jeremy write and perform an original episode of 1989’s The Super Mario Bros. Super…

October 12, 2020

Tony Stark Announces Plan to Reverse Climate Change with Big Honkin’ Laser

NEW YORK — Billionaire industrialist Tony Stark announced a proposal today that would solve the ongoing climate crisis by shooting a big ol’ honkin’ laser…

September 18, 2020

A Sausage Link to the Past

In the newest episode of The Hard Drive Podcast, Hard Drive editors Mark and Jeremy write and perform an original episode of 1989’s The Super…

September 10, 2020

Contrarian Having Great 2020

PHOENIX — Despite his entire social circle being overcome with anxiety, dread, and financial instability for most of the calendar year thus far, unwavering contrarian…