March 22, 2022 Realist Kid Watching Batman Wants to Grow Up to Be Alfred Realist Kid Watching Batman Wants to Grow Up to Be Alfred SAN DIEGO — After watching the new Batman movie, pragmatic local tween Jayden McIntosh declared he wanted to grow up to be the subservient British…
August 10, 2021 We Spent 15 Years Testing the Xbox 360 and PS3 and are Ready to Declare a Winner We Spent 15 Years Testing the Xbox 360 and PS3 and are Ready to Declare a Winner Any lifelong gamer knows that every so many years we are treated to the cutthroat environment that surrounds the launch of a new console generation,…
May 8, 2021 Retrospective: We Look Back at ‘Super Mario 1D World’ Retrospective: We Look Back at ‘Super Mario 1D World’ With the recent releases of Super Mario 3D All-Stars and Super Mario 3D World, gamers are reflecting on the long legacy of the Mario franchise.…
April 8, 2021 The Top 10 Comments on Hard Drive Articles This Week The Top 10 Comments on Hard Drive Articles This Week CAUTION: This column features comments, and commentary that joke at the expense of Elon Musk. If you are sensitive to mockery of Elon Musk, turn…
April 3, 2021 20 Things in WandaVision That Could’ve Been Mephisto 20 Things in WandaVision That Could’ve Been Mephisto One of the most popular theories about WandaVision was that it was all being controlled by Mephisto, an extra-dimensional being who basically serves as Marvel’s…
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February 8, 2021 Blade Plumber Blade Plumber In the newest episode of The Hard Drive Podcast, Mark and Jeremy write an entire episode of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show from scratch!…
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October 12, 2020 Tony Stark Announces Plan to Reverse Climate Change with Big Honkin’ Laser Tony Stark Announces Plan to Reverse Climate Change with Big Honkin’ Laser NEW YORK — Billionaire industrialist Tony Stark announced a proposal today that would solve the ongoing climate crisis by shooting a big ol’ honkin’ laser…
The Top 10 Comments on Hard Drive Articles This Week
CAUTION: This column features comments, and commentary that joke at the expense of Elon Musk. If you are sensitive to mockery of Elon Musk, turn…