Blade Plumber
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In the newest episode of The Hard Drive Podcast, Mark and Jeremy write an entire episode of The Super Mario…
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The Passion of the Crust
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In the newest episode of The Hard Drive Podcast, Mark and Jeremy write and perform an original episode of 1989's…
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Tony Stark Announces Plan to Reverse Climate Change with Big Honkin’ Laser
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NEW YORK — Billionaire industrialist Tony Stark announced a proposal today that would solve the ongoing climate crisis by shooting…
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A Sausage Link to the Past
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In the newest episode of The Hard Drive Podcast, Hard Drive editors Mark and Jeremy write and perform an original…
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Contrarian Having Great 2020
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PHOENIX — Despite his entire social circle being overcome with anxiety, dread, and financial instability for most of the calendar…
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Local Police Forced to Stop Supernatural Evil Plaguing Town After Neighborhood Kids Fail
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PAXTON, Mass. — The failure of a precocious gang of tween misfits to vanquish a cosmic evil known as Hy’groth…
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Man Willing to Free Aliens From Base Before Children From Cages
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CALIENTE, Nev. — Subreddit moderator for r/RealAliens Devin Byam told sources Friday that, while he would absolutely be willing to…
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Waluigi Won’t Be in Smash Bros Until He Solves Israel-Palestine Conflict, Says Sakurai
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TOKYO — Rubbing his face in frustration, Masahiro Sakurai revealed in an improvised Nintendo Direct this morning that the real…
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Three Days in Hell: The E3 Diaries, Part Three
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Tropical Waluigi said he would meet me in the hotel lobby. He did not, however, specify a time. So I…
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