Seth Finkelstein
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July 25, 2021
IRVINE, Calif. — Local customer Michael Reeves has reportedly taken a break from shopping for printer ink after noticing the…
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Mark Roebuck
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July 17, 2021
PHILADELPHIA — Facing an increasingly competitive streaming marketplace, Comcast has announced its newest subscription tier for its struggling Peacock platform,…
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Mark Roebuck
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July 2, 2021
LOS ANGELES — A public demonstration of their upcoming fall slate of shows has revealed that NBC’s 2021 fall lineup…
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Mark Roebuck
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June 23, 2021
LOS ANGELES — The wealthy owners of the most popular television networks and streaming services have previewed their fall slate…
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Andy Holt
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March 17, 2021
MADISON, Wisc. — Local Marvel fan and notorious dumbass Bailey Lynch was reportedly bamboozled into watching multiple episodes of 1993's…
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Andy Holt
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February 25, 2021
LOS GATOS, Calif. — The grotesque monster living under Netflix cried out in hunger this morning, desperate for more mid-budget…
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Andy Holt
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December 19, 2020
There’s an article going around today, making the ridiculous argument that all TV remotes should actually be gaming controllers. I…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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December 19, 2020
As our technology gets better and better, people become attached to the familiar. Old interfaces become the preferred, retro designs…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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November 7, 2020
ANCHORAGE, Ala. — Local couple Alice and Mark Holland are reportedly looking to adopt a new television, bringing it into…
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Jon Ruggiero
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October 27, 2020
LOS ANGELES — Members of The Pirate Bay took to the cyber seas to salvage the wreckage of disgraced short-form…
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