January 8, 2022 Tranquil, Meditative Puzzle Game Being Real Piece of Shit Today Tranquil, Meditative Puzzle Game Being Real Piece of Shit Today CHICAGO — A series of slowly paced puzzle games have dangerously raised the blood pressure of local man Harry Foster, worried neighbors reported yesterday. “He…
November 15, 2021 Celebrity Power Couple: Pete Davidson Was Just Spotted Holding Hands With the T-Shaped Tetromino From Tetris Celebrity Power Couple: Pete Davidson Was Just Spotted Holding Hands With the T-Shaped Tetromino From Tetris Uh oh! Famously large-dicked bachelor Pete Davidson is tied up with another well known hottie according to some steamy photos of him and the T-Shaped…
August 5, 2021 Tetris Pieces Attempting to Unionize Mysteriously Disappear Tetris Pieces Attempting to Unionize Mysteriously Disappear MOSCOW — Pieces from the popular Tetris series have gone missing after they gathered to allegedly discuss forming a union. During a round of the…
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June 1, 2018 Long Tetris Piece Stuck in Traffic on 405 Long Tetris Piece Stuck in Traffic on 405 IRVINE, Calif. — Games of Tetris everywhere were held up for hours today as the Long Piece found itself stuck in rush hour traffic on…