Tyler Simpson
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August 10, 2021
It’s been 16 years since The Office first took America by storm. At the time, we all loved Michael Scott…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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August 5, 2021
NEW YORK — Cable television network HBO announced today that they are changing their longtime slogan from “It’s not TV,…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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July 28, 2021
NEW YORK — Cable television network HBO funded a new cult called The People’s Messiah in order to film a…
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Seth Finkelstein
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July 25, 2021
IRVINE, Calif. — Local customer Michael Reeves has reportedly taken a break from shopping for printer ink after noticing the…
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Mark Roebuck
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July 17, 2021
PHILADELPHIA — Facing an increasingly competitive streaming marketplace, Comcast has announced its newest subscription tier for its struggling Peacock platform,…
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Mark Roebuck
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July 2, 2021
LOS ANGELES — A public demonstration of their upcoming fall slate of shows has revealed that NBC’s 2021 fall lineup…
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Mark Roebuck
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June 23, 2021
LOS ANGELES — The wealthy owners of the most popular television networks and streaming services have previewed their fall slate…
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Mark Roebuck
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May 11, 2021
LOS ANGELES — A national thirty second television spot featuring iconic actor Jeff Goldblum does not appear to actually be…
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Andy Holt
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March 17, 2021
MADISON, Wisc. — Local Marvel fan and notorious dumbass Bailey Lynch was reportedly bamboozled into watching multiple episodes of 1993's…
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Andy Holt
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February 25, 2021
LOS GATOS, Calif. — The grotesque monster living under Netflix cried out in hunger this morning, desperate for more mid-budget…
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