Mark Roebuck
•
GOTHAM CITY — A series of bizarre editorials by local billionaire Bruce Wayne has seen him repeatedly claim that Gotham…
Read More →
Camden Brazile
•
PHILADELPHIA — Local voter registration surged this week directly before the local mayoral election after a city ordinance came into…
Read More →
Kevin Flynn
•
METROPOLIS –– In a televised statement to the press this morning, the Man of Steel, Superman, regretfully acknowledged that although…
Read More →
Joe Tilleli
•
SEATTLE — Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos reportedly said today that there’s “nothing weird” about the fact that two popular television…
Read More →
Jeremy Kaplowitz
•
ATLANTA — Writer James Mann was reportedly scribbling down ideas in a moleskine notebook after being suddenly struck with the…
Read More →
Dan Kozuh
•
METROPOLIS — After a brutal and bloody battle through the downtown section of the city, Superman defeated the ruthless General…
Read More →
BURBANK, Calif. — Top HBO executives became convinced to release the famous “Snyder Cut” of 2017’s Justice League after realizing…
Read More →
METROPOLIS — Local superhero Superman reportedly asked his waiter at a restaurant last night if there was any kryptonite in…
Read More →
Edgar Towner
•
LOS ANGELES — Advocates for representation in media rejoiced today after Netflix announced that Geralt of Rivia, the famously stoic…
Read More →
