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Guy No One Misses Apologizes for Lack of Posts

Matt Shore • October 16, 2023

SEACAUCUS, N.J. — Account Specialist Brian Kelly, 37, a guy who consistently fails to make a lasting impression on friends,…

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Hey, r/HomeDefense! Do You Think a Dozen AR-15 Rifles and 20,000 Hollow Point Rounds Would Be Enough to Defend From a Home Invasion? Scottsdale Is Getting More Dangerous by the Day So I’m Looking to Optimize My Setup in Case I Ever Have a Family :) Thanks!

Andy Holt • June 4, 2022

Follow-up post: Thanks for all your replies! I didn’t mean to set off such a firestorm of debate! Many have…

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Success: Person You Have a Crush On Just Viewed Your Instagram Story About Police Brutality

Matt Kennedy • March 30, 2022

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Overjoyed sources confirmed that the woman from your Economics class that you’ve had a crush on all…

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Genius Notices ‘Hard Drive’ Article Was Already Posted Once Before

Jeremy Kaplowitz • March 17, 2022

MADISON, Wisc. — Local genius and prolific social media commenter Nate Goulding was commended by online peers after noticing that…

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Redditor Asking for Game Recommendations Told to Lawyer Up and Get a Divorce

Jakob Biddle • October 19, 2021

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local Redditor Grant Wall was reportedly told to “lawyer up and get a divorce” by hundreds of…

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Vague Facebook Rant Praised by Person Who Inspired It

Mark Roebuck • August 6, 2021

ATLANTA — An unclear post on Facebook calling out the consideration of others in the community has reportedly drawn the…

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CDC Urges Americans to Acquire New Skills and Outfits for When Time Skip Ends

Liam O'Malley • January 25, 2021

ATLANTA — In an attempt to help Americans better understand and adjust to the COVID-19 pandemic, the Center for Disease…

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Throwaway Reddit Account Does Nothing to Obscure User’s Identity

Jeremy Kaplowitz • March 10, 2020

MONTGOMERY, Ala. — Justin Curry’s post on Reddit’s r/relationship_advice under the username u/throwawaythekeys92 did absolutely nothing to hide his identity…

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