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Seth Finkelstein • June 29, 2020

AUSTIN, Texas — Local graphic design student Rachel Valdez expressed frustration this week after realizing her Intro to Photoshop class…

JD Lowe • June 24, 2020

KYOTO, Japan — Shigeru Miyamoto announced today that in order to make sure he lives up to his highest standards,…

David Sitrick • June 22, 2020

NEW DONK CITY — Beloved local hero Luigi was blinded in his left eye at a protest against police brutality…

Kevin Flynn • June 16, 2020

KYOTO, Japan — After suffering a string of damaging data breaches and leaked trade secrets such as hardware specs and console…

Giovanni Colantonio • June 5, 2020

SYDNEY — A group of casual Mario fans annoyed fellow concertgoers at an orchestral show celebrating the franchise’s history, as…

Johnathan Appel • May 16, 2020

WORLD 2 — The so-called “Angry Sun,” who has spent years scowling at people crossing the desert, is actually just…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • April 12, 2020

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Local Brooklynite Mario Mario was reportedly unable to get his resume under 10 pages following a bout…

Just Lunning • April 8, 2020

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Continuing the trend of deceitful users of the Mushroom Kingdom’s dominant dating app, Mushd, a love-seeking Goomba…

Joe Tilleli • April 2, 2020

PARIS — Panic broke out within the Louvre earlier this week when a tourist attempted to launch himself over the…

Peter Casciato • April 1, 2020

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — In an attempt to save himself from certain death by walking directly off a platform, a local…

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