Joseph Stilwell
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YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio — Municipal cuts to magical education have forced Lemonpeel Community College for Witchcraft and Wizardry’s communications team to…
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Jacques Mouledoux
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HIGHLANDS, Scotland — In a response both joyful and triumphant, students and teachers from the famed wizarding school celebrated the…
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Tyler Simpson
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EDINBURGH, Scotland — Author JK Rowling confirmed today that Harry Potter, the titular character in her series of fantasy novels,…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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HIGHLANDS, Scotland — Second year Hogwarts student Melvin Puddlefoot reportedly received all As on his report card after his roommate…
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Andy Holt
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HIGHER REALM — Overcome with wrath and scorn, the ruler of the universe has reportedly taken the next step toward…
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Owen Crowlie
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LONDON — Transgressive writer J.K Rowling has astonished audiences with her new book Troubled Blood, featuring herself as the story’s…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LONDON — Harry Potter author JK Rowling has announced that her next novel, about a cisgender man who dresses as…
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Patrick Susmilch
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EDINBURGH — Young adult fiction fans are rejoicing as the literature world finally has a female equivalent to Orson Scott…
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LONDON — In what fans are calling the most pathetic example of Michael Bloomberg’s viral campaign advertising, Harry Potter author…
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Owen Crowlie
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LONDON — A recent Pottermore update will now require users to upload pictures of their genitals in order to confirm…
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