JonTron Dead at 31 to Most Fans
INTERNATIONAL WATERS — YouTuber and social critic JonTron was found dead at age 59 to the vast majority of his…
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Twitch Plays Hard Drive
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Twitch Bans All Mentions of Virgin Mary and Incel Joseph
SAN FRANCISCO — Just before Christmas, video streaming platform Twitch has banned users from making any mention of the Virgin…
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Alt Right Group Accidentally Kidnaps Michigan J. Frog
LANSING, Mich. — In a comic, but ultimately tragic mishap, a local alt-right militia group attempting to kidnap Michigan governor…
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Study Shows the Most Played Video Game of the Quarantine is ‘Try Not to Cum Challenge’
NEW YORK — A new study by Columbia University has revealed that the most played video game of the COVID-19…
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J.K. Rowling Reveals Harry Potter Would Vote for Michael Bloomberg in Obvious Advertising Campaign
LONDON — In what fans are calling the most pathetic example of Michael Bloomberg’s viral campaign advertising, Harry Potter author…
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dril Becomes Conservative Icon After Accidental Retweet From @realDonaldTrump
WASHINGTON — Famed cursed twitter account @dril became a conservative icon this morning after being retweeted by President Donald Trump,…
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Man Sick of Elevator Masking Loading Screen on the Way to Deadend Job
CLEVELAND — Gamer Conrad Verner was reportedly sick of the constant loading screens he has to endure each morning on…
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Waluigi Won’t Be in Smash Bros Until He Solves Israel-Palestine Conflict, Says Sakurai
TOKYO — Rubbing his face in frustration, Masahiro Sakurai revealed in an improvised Nintendo Direct this morning that the real…
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