Enemy Tag Archives - Hard Drive

Naomi Krause • January 19, 2023

THE WASTELAND — Local rogue protagonist and dystopian wasteland resident Gunner Mayhew reportedly had an epiphany Friday when he was…

Mark Roebuck • October 17, 2022

Since its debut in 1987, the Mega Man franchise has produced dozens of games and introduced over 80 of its…

Dave Cross • July 31, 2022

MOUNT DOOMSPIRE — JRPG boss Xargas the Destroyer is unsure how to tell his challenger, the Paladin Alister Fremont, that…

Kevin Podas • July 19, 2022

HYRULE — While minding her own business, the parasitic armored arachnid known as Queen Gohma was suddenly assaulted this week…

Matt Shore • May 3, 2022

WASHINGTON — A bizarre new report released today states that standing a good 40 or so feet away from somebody…

Kevin Podas • April 28, 2022

CHICAGO — After several weeks of discussing her patient’s relationship with his family, work-life balance, and dating history, therapist Andrea…

Kyle Erf • March 31, 2022

TACOMA, Wash. — Regional gamer Teddy Thorpe was surprised to discover that a rat in his basement was actually quite…

Andy Holt • March 1, 2022

Admit it: You need help beating the first boss in Elden Ring. It’s okay. We won’t judge you. To be…

Jon Ruggiero • January 4, 2022

TOLUCA LAKE, Calif. — After moving to a new home and before learning its spawn points, local woman Janice Dramps…

Andy Holt • October 18, 2020

REALM OF DISDAIN — Shortly before losing a recent battle with an adventurer, local mid-level demon Ulgruuf the Unyielding reportedly…