Joshua Hudson
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Greetings, simple-minded people of Earth! It is I, the brilliant Dr. Robotnik. I am here to address a much-debated issue…
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Mark Roebuck
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Hey cousin! What, you don’t answer my calls no more, Mr. Bigshot? Mr. Fucking Wise Guy over here? This is…
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Mark Roebuck
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Howdy, gamers! There wasn’t a ton of news to riff on today, but we came up with a really exciting…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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Elden Ring, the newest action-adventure video game from veteran developers From Software, is taking the world by storm. Despite its…
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Patrick Sullivan
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When the original teaser for my front yard was first unveiled, I heralded it as a groundbreaking new innovation in…
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Ryan Simmons
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Hey, it’s Dad. How come every time I ask you what you guys did to the dang computer you ignore…
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Hard Drive Staff
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Hey readers! It’s me, ᵃ ˡᵒᶜᵃˡ ʳᵉᵍᶦˢᵗᵉʳᵉᵈ ˢᵉˣ ᵒᶠᶠᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ, and I’m here to tell you why I’m SO EXCITED about…
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Camden Brazile
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Well, well, well. Look what we have here. So you like licking Switch cartridges, do ya? We’ll go sit down…
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Cathy Herbert
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Listen, sonny. Those YouTube thumbnails you keep making with the outrageous facial expressions have got to stop. Yes they're obnoxious,…
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C’mon, tell me I’m a bad company. Oh, I’ve been so bad. Go on, tweet those before and after pictures…
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