Mobile ‘Escape Room’ Business Not Going So Great September 15, 2021 BOSTON — A guy that started a new mobile escape room business during last year’s lockdown is starting to wonder… Read More →
Bloons Tower Defense 4 World Cup Held in Quiet Corner of Middle School Library July 19, 2021 TOMS RIVER, N.J. — Palpable excitement is building in the quiet corner of the Manchester Township Middle School library as… Read More →
You’re Going to Buy It Anyway, Aren’t You, You Greedy Little Piggy? July 9, 2021 C’mon, tell me I’m a bad company. Oh, I’ve been so bad. Go on, tweet those before and after pictures… Read More →
Tinder User’s Favorite Hobbies Mostly Just Vital Bodily Functions December 7, 2020 BOCA RATON, Fla. — Debuting his brand-new dating profile, local Tinder user David Bloom, 29, advertised his long-held passions for… Read More →
Guide: How to Trick Your Boyfriend Into Thinking He’s Letting You Win November 25, 2020 Ever wanted to annihilate your boyfriend in video games without annihilating his fragile male ego? Well with these six simple… Read More →
Crowdfunded Bottle Opener ‘Indestructible’ for Some Reason November 21, 2020 PALO ALTO, Calif. — Designers of the hyper-masculine bottle opener, BottleBRUTALIZER, announced on Kickstarter earlier this week that the product… Read More →
Resume Updated Two Minutes Into ‘Photoshop Basics’ Tutorial November 19, 2020 OMAHA, Neb. — Local job seeker Brenna Reed updated her resume to include “proficient at Photoshop” roughly two minutes into… Read More →
Smart Fridge Only Approachable Member of Friend’s Family November 16, 2020 DURHAM, N.C. — During a recent visit to his friend’s house, Patrick Garrett found an LG InstaView ThinQ smart fridge… Read More →
Single Viewer of Twitch Stream Under More Pressure Than Streamer March 27, 2020 ROCKVILLE, M.D. — After accidentally clicking on “bigjeremygaming_33 plays minecraft (xbox) very funny,” local Twitch user Nathan Elbaum came to… Read More →
Woman Alone in Own House Escapes to Fantasy of Being Alone in Own House January 29, 2020 EAST BRUNSWICK, N.J. — After eating a quiet, solitary meal of Trader Joe’s frozen artichoke dip earlier this evening, 23-year-old… Read More →