Naomi Krause
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DALLAS — A horrified 41-year-old man was horrified to discover that his novelty finger mustache tattoo had started to turn…
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Kevin Podas
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GLEN ELLYN, Ill. — After recently developing chronic sleep apnea, aging gamer Sarah Aldridge requested that her newly prescribed CPAP…
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Dan Bookbinder
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TOLEDO, Ohio — 39-year-old anime fan Shawn Spelman has reportedly discovered a new form of back relief after repurposing his…
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Jacob Colliver
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CLEVELAND — A forum poster seeking solutions for his new controller’s loudly-clicking thumbsticks is blissfully unaware that the sound he’s…
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Jacob Colliver
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MILWAUKEE — Local man Chris Darin confirmed his skill tree was “all fucked up” after spending 35 years worth of…
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Jake Menez
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ENFIELD, Conn. — The LEGO Company released a new set today that will allow you to bring that underwhelming little…
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Brett McCabe
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TULSA, Okla. — Between juggling his career and children, running a manga club, and attending PTA meetings, local resident Heath…
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CJ Hernandez
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TAMPA, Fla. — Decrepit old man John Cruller, 34, has reportedly been posting on an ancient social media website known…
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Kiel Lewis
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INDIANAPOLIS — Local gamer Reggie Farenholt successfully applied decades of sneaking experience to stealth past the major life event of…
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