Dan Kozuh
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LOS ANGELES — A24 executive Steven Frank was ecstatic about the momentous Best Picture win at the Oscars for South…
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Louie Aronowitz
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MONTREAL — Representatives from Brazzers have confirmed that their highly anticipated nine-part pornographic Star Wars parody series will modify the…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — Famed thespian and total dickhead Bruce Willis will reportedly appear alongside several other interviewees in Good Fellas…
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Jay Miller
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LOS ANGELES — The immortal god of death, the Grim Reaper, is reportedly frustrated with Kirk Douglas fans claiming to…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOTHAL — Just as he and his friends were almost certainly doomed while trying to escape a secret base of…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LOS ANGELES — Netflix programmers are reportedly working on a new feature that lets viewers just say they’ve already seen…
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Noah Ammerman
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local doll superfan Charley Cover expressed skepticism about the upcoming Dreamworks film Trolls World Tour, claiming that the…
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Mark Roebuck
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MIAMI GARDENS, Fla. — A group of analysts have simulated this year’s Super Bowl using NFL Blitz for the Nintendo…
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Ella Gale
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Fifty years is a long time. Almost as long as my nipples after half a century of breastfeeding. Seriously, my…
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